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笑話一則：邏輯思考

 

有兩個修女，一個是數學修女，另一個邏輯修女，現在已經快天黑了，但她們離修道院還有很遠的路程。

以下簡稱數學, 邏輯……


數學：妳有沒有注意到，後面有個男人已經跟蹤我們有三十八分鐘三十秒了，不知道他想要做什麼？

邏輯：合理的推斷，他想侵犯我們。


數學：天哪！在這樣的速度下，他會在十五分鐘之內抓到我們的，我們該怎麼辦？

邏輯：唯一合理的方法當然是走快一點。

數學：但是在這樣的速度下，他再一分鐘就能抓到我們了。

邏輯：那，唯一合理的方法就是我們分開逃，妳走那邊，我走這邊，他不可能兩個都抓。

結果，那個男人選擇繼續跟蹤邏輯修女.........
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數學修女平安地到達修道院，但很擔心邏輯修女會不會出事，然後就看到邏輯修女進了門口。

數學：邏輯修女妳終於回來啦！感謝主！快告訴我發生什麼事了？

邏輯：他繼續跟蹤我後，發生了唯一合理的事情。

數學：什麼合理的事情？

邏輯：他抓到我了。

數學：天哪！那妳怎麼辦？

邏輯：我做了唯一合理的事，即把裙子拉起來。 

    

數學：天哪，那，那個男人呢？

邏輯：他也做了唯一合理的事，把褲子拉了下去。 

    
數學：我的天哪！那後來呢？

邏輯：結果當然也是很合理的。一個把裙子拉起來的修女，一定跑得比一個把褲子拉下去的男人快得多，妳說不是嗎？!!
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剛才在亂想的你，趕快說兩聲：阿們!! 並且面壁思過 5分鐘!! 

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Maths And Logic

There are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most.What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives...

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down........

(And those of you who thought it would be a dirty ending, Pray for forgiveness you heathens!)


 

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