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On the Lighter Side

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Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

If you’re too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.

Every dog has his day – but the nights are reserved for the cats.

A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

Life begins at 40 – but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

Police were called to a day-care center where a three-year old was resisting a rest.

We’ll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.

He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

 



Riddle of the week

 

This old one runs forever but never moves at all.  He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call.  What is it?

 

 



 

Answer: A waterfall

 

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Uncle
我這天天在唸CHEESEcheese。。
2009-07-30 11:54:39
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CHEESE ^_^
2009-07-30 13:31:06
雷爸
九則西方的諺語
外加二位東方妙齡女郎和迷語一則
東西共處虛實並列孰知輕重乎!
2009-07-30 13:03:21
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報紙上看到的,覺得有趣,所以剪報留下來,和大家一起欣賞。
2009-07-30 13:32:33
是 (若未登入"個人新聞台帳號"則看不到回覆唷!)
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