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偷情
Closer
上映日期：2005-01-28
類 型：愛情、劇情
片 長：1時44分
導 演：麥可尼克斯(Mike Nichols)
演 員：【永不妥協】茱莉亞羅勃茲(Julia Roberts)、【A.I.人工智慧】裘德洛(Jude Law)、【星際大戰二部曲】娜塔莉波曼(Natalie Portman)、【亞瑟王】克里夫歐文(Clive Owen)
發行公司：博偉電影
官方網站：
http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/closer/
好萊塢超強夢幻卡司組合:茱莉亞羅勃茲、裘德洛、娜塔莉波曼、克里夫歐文
- 入圍5項金球獎大獎: 最佳劇情片、最佳導演、最佳女配角(娜塔莉波曼)、最佳男配角(克里夫歐文)
如果你相信一見鍾情，你是否就無法從一而終？偷情是描述兩對相戀的情侶，在命運的安排下巧遇，演出一場擦槍走火的出軌戀情。四人交錯複雜的關係，讓原本穩定的感情，蒙上一層陰影；畢竟有些愛只能做，不能說…本片可以說是好萊塢明星的超級夢幻組合，因此自開拍以來便話題不斷，也讓全球影迷高度期待。
更新日期：2006-12-06
本片由茱莉亞羅勃茲、裘德洛、娜塔莉波曼及克里夫歐文領銜主演，導演是麥克尼可斯，劇本由編劇派屈克馬勃改編自他的同名舞台劇，劇作家派屈克馬勃的舞台劇【偷情】於1997年在倫敦公演後便獲得一致好評，並贏得勞倫斯奧立佛/BBC最 佳新戲劇獎以及倫敦劇評人協會大獎肯定。
如果你相信一見鍾情，你是否就無法從一而終？偷情是描述兩對相戀的情侶，在命運的安排下巧遇，演出一場擦槍走火的出軌戀情。四人交錯複雜的關係，讓原本穩定的感情，蒙上一層陰影；畢竟有些愛只能做，不能說…
派屈克馬勃形容這部片其實是一個愛情故事，但是故事內容當然不只有愛情，還有談戀愛時的猜忌、大男人主義、我們向親密愛人說的謊言，以及有些人是如何利用別人尋找自我，發覺淺藏在心中的個人價值所在。
http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/closer-movie-transcript.html
英文劇本及台詞
London Sex Anon (some web chat thing)
DDW: hello
DOC9: Hi
DDW: how RU?
DOC9: ok
DDW: cum here often?
DOC9: 1st time
DDW: a virgin! welcome wots yr name?
DOC9: larry. U?
DDW: anna
DOC9: nice 2 meet u
DDW: i love COCK
DOC9: youre v.forward
DDW: do u want sex?
DOC9: yes. describe u.
DDW: blonde. big mouth. epic tits.
DDW: I want 2 suck u senseless
DOC9: b my guest
DDW: sit on my face fuckboy
DOC9: I'm there
DDW: wear my wet knickers
DOC9: ok
DDW: RU well hung
DOC9: 9(pounds)
DOC9: 9"
DDW: GET IT OUT
DOC9: wait
Phone rings.
LARRY: Yep.
LARRY: What's the histology?
LARRY: Progressive?
LARRY: No, sounds like an atrophy.
LARRY: Okay.
Hangs up.
DOC9: hello?
DOC9: ANNA? WHERE RU?
DDW: hey big larry, what d'you wank about?
DOC9: exgirlfriends
DDW: not current?
DOC9: never
DDW: tell me your sex-ex fantasy
DOC9: hotel room. they tie me up, tease me,
won't let me cum. they fight over me, 5
tongues on my cock, balls,
pernineum etc.
DDW: all hail the Sultan of Twat?
DOC9: anna, wot do u wank about?
DDW: strangers. they form a Q and I attend
to them like a cum hungry bitch, 1 in each
hole and both hands
DOC9: then?
DDW: they cum in my mouth arse tits cunt
hair.
LARRY: Jesus.
Phone rings. He picks it up and hangs up,
then takes it off the hook.
DOC9: then?
DDW: I lik it off like the dirty slut I am.
wait have 2 type with 1 hand am
cumming right now...
ohohohohohohohohohohhohohohohohoh
ohohoho
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(more junk)
DOC9: was it good
DDW: no
DOC9: ru4 real?
DDW: MEET ME
DOC9: when
DDW: NOW
DOC9: can't. Dr. must do rounds.2moro
1pm where?
DDW: London Aquarium & then HOTEL.
DOC9: how u know me?
DDW: bring white coat
DOC9: ok! bye anna!
DDW: Bye Larry! xxxxx
DOC9: xxxxxxxxxx
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At the aquarium
LARRY: Anna.
She looks up.
LARRY: I got the coat. White coat.
ANNA: So I see.
LARRY: I'm Larry, the doctor.
LARRY: Feel free to call me The Sultan.
LARRY: I can't believe these things actually
happened.
I thought if you showed up you'd be an
old trout, but you are bloody gorgeous.
ANNA: Well thank you.
LARRY: Fish. You've got to respect them.
ANNA: Have you?
LARRY: Of course. We were fish, long ago,
before we were apes.
LARRY: You mentioned a hotel. No rush.
Actually, there is. I've got to be in
surgery by 3.
ANNA: Are you having an operation?
LARRY: No, I'm doing one.
ANNA: Are you really a doctor?
LARRY: I said I was. You are Anna?
ANNA: I'm sorry. Did I photograph you?
Did we meet somewhere?
LARRY: Oh, come on. Don't play games,
you nymph of the 'net.
ANNA: Excuse me?
LARRY: You were up for it yesterday.
ANNA: Was I?
LARRY: Yeah. "Wear my wet knickers.
Sit on my face."
Anna's just a bit shocked.
LARRY: Cum-hungry bitch typing...
ANNA: Okay...
LARRY: Why do I feel like a pervert?
ANNA: I think you're the victim of a
practical joke.
LARRY: I am so sorry.
ANNA: That's okay.
LARRY: No, we spoke on the 'net last night
ANNA: I wasn't on the 'net last night.
LARRY: Where were you between the hours
of 6:45 and 7 PM?
ANNA: That's really none of your business.
Where were you?
LARRY: On the 'net talking to you.
Anna shakes her head.
LARRY: Well I was talking to someone.
ANNA: Someone pretending to be me.
Anna figures it out.
ANNA: I think you were talking to Daniel
Wolf.
ANNA: This guy I know. It's him.
LARRY: No, I was talking to a woman.
LARRY: Believe me, she was a woman.
I got a huge...
she was a wo...
LARRY: She wasn't, was she?
ANNA: No.
LARRY: What a bastard.
LARRY: How do you know him?
ANNA: I don't really know him. I took his
photograph for a book he wrote.
LARRY: I hope it sank without a trace.
ANNA: It's on its way.
LARRY: There is justice in the world.
What's it called?
Anna laughs.
ANNA: The aquarium.
LARRY: What a prick. He's advertising.
Then why would he pretend to be you?
ANNA: I think he likes me.
LARRY: He has a funny way of showing it.
Why can't he send you flowers?
---
Later, outside...
ANNA: Extraordinary thing, the internet.
Possibility of genuine global communication,
the first great democratic medium.
LARRY: Absolutely. It's the future.
ANNA: Two guys wanking in cyberspace.
LARRY: He was the wanker. I'll say this for him,
he can write.
LARRY: Is he in love with you?
ANNA: I don't know. No.
LARRY: Are you?
ANNA: I hardly know him.
LARRY: You're sort of interested.
ANNA: I think he's interesting.
She starts to take his photo.
LARRY: No, don't. I look like a criminal in photos.
ANNA: Please. It's my birthday.
LARRY: Really?
ANNA: Really.
He gets her a dolphin balloon.
She laughs.
LARRY: Happy birthday.
ANNA: Thank you.
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因為看了終極追殺令，去查了 Natalie Portman的作品，
於是看了這部電影。
Natalie Portman 在片中飾演一位脫衣舞女，
跳鋼管還劈腿。犠牲超大的。
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El_iM4e7H2I&feature=related
其中一段最好笑的就是裘德洛和男配角Clive Owen 所演的
皮膚科醫師在網路性愛聊天室用文字做愛。極盡露骨之能事。
勾引他並作弄他，約他明天去水族館見面。
誰知剛好茱麗亞蘿勃茲在水族館看魚，於是這位皮膚科醫師
就以為她是和他約好要做愛的那位慾女網友。講出許多冒昧
的話來，後來知道被騙了，真是糗到不行。
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG2b3GzHsxk
Closer 2004 sex chat + aquarium scene Funny
把他們的劇本po在上面，有興趣可以對照著看。
原來外國人也有網路火星文。
wot's yr = What's your
ru 就是 Are you
4 就是 for
2moro 就是 tomorrow2就是 to
