我兒子公司裡流傳的一個笑話：
有一位律師、一個會計師和 X公司(我兒子工作的那家公司)的Project Manager同時過勞猝死，三個人一起下到陰間。
因為是猝死，律師覺得很多事情沒有安排好，於是請閻王准他打通電話回律師樓，好向同事們交代一下，不然他會死不暝目。
閻羅王批准了他，於是律師撥了電話回陽間，三言兩語趕快講完，掛了電話，一共打了兩分鐘，閻王向他要電話費兩百萬元，雖然心痛，律師也只好付了。
會計師也向閻王要求准他打電話回去交代清楚，閻王也讓他打了，他一共講了五分鐘，要價五百萬元，會計師也咬牙付了。
輪到X公司的Project Manager，他也請准撥電話回公司，因為Project千頭萬緒，他反覆仔細向同事說明清楚，這個該怎麼做、那個該怎麼辦、...，講了許久，總算理出一個頭緒。等他掛了電話，一看時間，不得了，一共足足談了兩個半小時，嚇出他一身冷汗，這下慘了，可能幾輩子都還不清了！
他硬著頭皮問閻王一共多少錢？閻王說只要One Quarter(兩毛五分錢)。
律師和會計師不禁大聲提出嚴重抗議，為什麼他們只打了幾分鐘就要付那麼多錢，而X公司的Project Manager講了兩個半小時，竟然只收那麼小小的一個兩毛五分硬幣？
閻王回答說：「你們打的是陰間到人間的長途電話，電話費就是那麼貴。而從陰間打到X公司是Hell to Hell的Local Call，所以只要一個Quarter就好。」
(大家知道X公司是多麼的水深火熱了吧！)
[附錄] From Hell to Hell it is a local call
Queen Elizabeth, former US president Bill Clinton and the Lebanese president died and all went to hell.
- Queen Elizabeth said: I miss England , I wanna call England and see how everybody is doing there....
She called and talked for about 5 minutes... then she said:
Well, devil how much do I owe you ?
The devil goes: 5 million dollars...
5 million dollars for a 5 minute call?!!!
She wrote him a check and went back to sit back on her chair....
- Bill Clinton was so jealous, he started screaming, me too I wanna call the united States, I wanna see how everybody is doing too...
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said:
Well, devil how much do I owe you ?
The devil goes: 10 million dollars...
10 million dollars for a 2 minute call?!!!!!!
He wrote him a check and went to sit back on his chair...
- The Lebanese president was extremely jealous too... he started screaming and screaming, I wanna.............. call Lebanon too, I wanna see how everybody is doing there too, I wanna talk to the prime minister , to the deputies, I wanna talk to everybody...
He called Lebanon and he talked for about twenty hours, he was talking and talking and talking... then he said:
Well, devil how much do I owe you ?
The devil goes: $ 2
Queen Elizabeth and Bill Clinton screamed:
Only 2 dollars?!!!!!
The devil goes: well, from hell to hell, it's local !!
Picture: Lebanon airport during the 2006 war .
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