O--Kaay....
about the save planet Pluto plan (amazing!!! we got three Ps, don’t get me
wrong about this mate...)
first, why do we want to save planet Pluto?
well,
poor Pluto you know...
they scientists
told Mr.Pluto that he is no longer a planet anymore
and than immediately gave him another bad news
that he is not even the biggest ”MINOR planet”!
and guess what
he may not allow to keep his own very name Pluto for any longer
instead they named-- no, Numbered him something like ”134340”
WHAT THE--?!!
thing is,
Pluto dude since then he’s become deeply blue in the colour (of mood)
which in my opinion is really strange, you know
think about one day our president suddenly become Mr. G W Bush...
i can’t even tell which one is worse... honestly !
continue on Pluto,
according to Charlie, he can’t “actually” Find Pluto.
i can’t quite get him you know
Charlie...is always a little stttrangeee ya know
(maybe that’s why he can survive on JAR)
well you can’t expect someone who has a personality between HAL and Eddie to be normal,
they aren’t even normal themselves, HAL and Eddie!!!
well, back to the original subject
Mr.Mercury can’t find Pluto (sounds strange, YO?...)
SO, finally
we want to save him from this depressingly blue mood.
we’ve thought about pizza but as long as we can’t really reach him it won’t work
so, we’ve decided to join the global “save planet Pluto” project
and with the great support of spaceship JAR and Charlie P-42 Mercury
we hope we can at lease cheer Pluto up a bit
in order to find him
and put a TV on Pluto so we can still find him
even he’s in a depressingly blue mood
How?
one of the possibility is that
Once-- he get so piss off with these ...uh (like Rove said)
some “Traditional” celebrity wedding, (beautiful girls always marry rich fat dude, well, good)
and Paris Hilton in and out, and in and out again...
then he’ll let us find him in order to have that thing shut down
for a while.
so for now,
the mission is to cheer Pluto up first to find him
then we can think about the TV stuff
and the “HOW we can cheer him up” method
is
support that lovely dog whose owner is a Mouse
Ooo Mouse ...brilliant
is that those little fallas which giggle and eat cheeses ?
no, helX NO--oooo--(you can hear me, can’t cha?) what the?
they’re high intelligent beings who usually wear red shorts or big pink bowknot
and also occasionally change to other costumes
in order to confuse the audiences
keep an eye on those strangeee Mouseee--s
but please do support the dog with no tog (remember, it’s really important, or you’ll get confused, that’s bloody true mate)
seriously, eh.
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