跟我稍有認識的朋友們都曉得我這人不怎麼看電視，唯一的例外大概就是在跑步機上時會看一下狐獴怎麼過日子、閃電泡芙的外皮製作時有哪些眉角跟在超市遇到帥哥廚師要露出怎麼樣的微笑。對我來說多數的節目都是以「讓人在不知不覺間殘害腦細胞並阻礙思考的進化」為前提進行製作的，尤有甚者，連續劇就是這麼搞出來的，多數腦殘的八點檔都是很棒的範例。
但就像《Back at One》裡Brian McKnight所唱的一樣，「我以為我永遠也不會墜入愛河」，我也中了「怪醫豪斯」的道。
它是怎麼樣的劇集呢？目前我看到第一季第八集，大概是：
開頭五分鐘有人得了某種難以診斷的病，接著的三十到三十五分鐘豪斯及其手下的醫療團隊試著找出病因但總是失敗，然後某個靈光打到豪斯身上後他得到了解答，病人終於被治癒。
怎麼樣？很簡單吧！
我愛死了！
坦白說，最早從朋友手上拿到第一季的光碟時我只是抱著姑且一試的心態，但在看了第一集後卻對它的人物設定及解謎過程大感興趣，前幾天幾乎都是三、四點才睡。「看一下開頭就好」，就這樣連看兩集的情況不斷發生，連要按下停止鍵都要心靈交戰，我的喉嚨跟嘴巴也因此各破了一個近一公分的大洞。豪斯，我恨你！可是，我又好愛你！
豪斯是一個不喜跟病人及其家屬交際（「這樣才能保持中立及客觀。」豪斯如是說）、嘴賤、擁有跳出框架思考能力（「不是跳出盒子思考，他根本沒有盒子。」豪斯的手下佛曼如是說）、愛翹班（同樣根源於不喜歡跟病人交際）、頑固卻總是在最後證明自己觀點正確性的跛腳醫生，當大家都為了病情及家屬的態度傷透腦筋時，他總是在餐廳的一角啃著沒有加醃黃瓜的冷三明治，屬於非常純粹的腦力人物。從道德角度來說，這傢伙也是壞蛋一枚：命令手下闖病人家的空門以獲得病情相關資料（佛曼就是因為有闖空門的犯罪紀錄才被豪斯聘用為手下人馬）、在找不出療法的不同臨危病患上使用不同療法，犧牲一者但拯救其他患者的性命、讓醫師打電話騙病人家屬疾病管理局無法伸出援手，逼迫家屬接受豪斯的療程、給病人的腫瘤施打酒精使其縮小，誆騙其它醫生在不知其危險下摘除腫瘤....
各位，我只看了八集啊！豪斯根本就是半個惡魔使者啊！
以福爾摩斯為藍圖設計出的「怪醫豪斯」讓男主角Hugh Laurie五度提名金球獎電視劇集最佳男主角並兩度奪下帝位，足證其在此劇中的一流演出。全劇充滿歡笑、刺激、邪惡、醫學、人性（如果醫好的代價是摯愛的老公會因為妳一生僅一次的出軌而離妳遠去，到底是就此喪命好還是活下去好？）。以理性及懷疑為出發點診斷你病情的豪斯可能是你這輩子遇過最王八的混蛋，卻也是那個會讓你平安痊癒出院的該死醫生。
相關連結：
八百多張豪斯的桌布
關於音樂：
友人賢哥喜歡劇集裡的插曲，所以在此提供共五季每一集裡的歌曲名稱。
Season1:
01. Blind Willie McTell – Delia
02. Daniel
Moynahan – Crazy World
04. Dave Matthews – Some Devil
05.
Earlimart – It’s Okay to Think About Ending
06. Grant Lee Buffalo –
Happiness
07. Hugh Laurie – Happy Birthday
08. Hugh Laurie – High
Hopes
09. Hugh Laurie – Silent Night
10. Jeff Buckley – Hallelujah
11.
Joe Cocker – Feelin Alright
12. Jon Cleary – Got to Be More Careful
13.
Louis Armstrong – What a Wonderful World
14. Massive Attack –
Teardrop
15. Mutaytor – On Fire Like This
16. Rickie Lee Jones –
On Saturday Afternoons In 1963
17. The Rolling Stones – You Can’t
Always Get What You
18. The Who – Baba O’Riley
19. Three Dog Night
– One Is The Loneliest Number
20. Traditional Jewish Melodies – Hava
Nagila
Season2:
01. Al Green – Love And Happiness
02.
Alexi Murdoch – Orange Sky
03. Amos Lee w-Norah Jones – Colors
04.
Beniamino Gigli – ‘Nessun Dorma’ from Giacomo Puccini’s ‘Turandot’
05.
Bird York – In The Deep
06. Christina Aguilera – Beautiful
07.
Damien Rice – Delicate
08. Diana Krall – Deed I Do
09. Duermete,
Mi Nino – Christine Avila
10. Elvis Costello – Beautiful
11. Fluke
– Atom Bomb
12. Goldfrapp – Crystalline Green
13. Gomez – Get
Miles
14. Hugh Laurie – Allemande
15. Hugh Laurie – Hymn to
Freedom
16. Hugh Laurie – What A Friend We Have In Jesus
17. Korn –
Word Up!
18. Ladysmith Black Mambazo – Oh Happy Day
19. Leon
Russel – Stranger In A Strange Land
20. Marc Cohn – One Safe Place
21.
Otis Redding – Pain In My Heart
22. Ryan Adams – Desire
23.
Sister Rosetta Tharpe – My Journey To The Sky
24. Solomon Burke –
None of Us Are Free
25. Taj Mahal & James Cotton – Honky Tonk
Woman
26. Thomas Dekker – Go Tell It On The Mountain
27. Vince
Guaraldi Trio – Christmas Time is Here
Season3:
01.
Feel Good Inc.
02. You Can’t Always Get What You Want
03. Gravity
04.
Prelude Suite #1 in G major
05. Into Dust
06. Waiting On An Angel
07.
Walter Reed
08. ‘Zat You, Santa Claus
09. Have Yourself A Merry
Little Christmas
10. Season of the Witch
11. In The Waiting Line
12.
Listen Here
13. Grey Room
14. Hit the Ground
15. Piano Sonata
No. 21 in C Major
16. I Don’t like mondays (House and Patrick)
17.
House’ High School Composition
18. Symphony in C — IV. Allegro
vivace
19. Piano Sonata No. 21 in C Major, Op. 53 Waldstein Rondo
20.
Rainy Day Lament
21. The Entertainer
22. See The World
23. Get
Down Tonight
24. Dimension
25. Superfly
26. Bastards of Young
27.
Are You Alright
28. Hope For The Hopeless
29. Follow The Leader
30.
Highway to Hell
31. Ain’t No Reason
32. Whole Lotta Lovin’
33.
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
34. Slippery When Wet
35. Since I Fell For You
36.
Good Man
37. iano Quintet in A major, Op. 114, D667 Forellen
Season4:
01.
Amy Winehouse - Rehab
02. Sia - Breathe Me
03. Original from
TVShow - Hugh Laurie Guitar Composition
04. Hot Hot Heat - Let Me In
05. Alanis Morissette - Not As We
06. DJ Harry - All My Life
07.
The White Stripes - We're going to be friends
08. My Morning Jacket
- One Big Holiday
09. Linda Lyndell - What a Man
10. Lizz
Wright - I Idolize You
11. The Verve - Slide away
12. Joseph
Arthur - My Home Is Your Head
13. Alan Milman Sect + Man-Ka-Zam -
Nicotine Caffeine
14. Pussy Galore - Kicked Out
15. Original
from TVShow - Hugh Laurie Piano Composition
16. Original from TVShow
- Hugh Laurie Guitar Composition
17. Norman Greenbaum - Spirit In
The Sky
18. Frank Sinatra - Hark! The Herald Angels Sing
19.
Felix Gross - Love for christmas
20. Three Dog Night - Joy To The
World
21. Swingle Singers - The Twelve Days of Christmas
22.
Jimmy Butler - Trim Your Tree
23. The Fab Four - The Little Drummer
Boy
24. Roy Hargrove - God Rest Ye Merry, Gentleman
25. Ramsey
Lewis Trio - God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen
26. Ramsey Lewis Trio -
Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
27. Staple Singers - Who Took The
Merry Out Of Christmas
28. Marvin Gaye - Let's Get It On
29.
Civil Twilight - Human
30. Mungal - Awake
31. Richard Kaplan -
Niggun of the Alter Rebbe
32. Shlomo Carlebach - Od Yishama
33.
Waldeck - Jerry Weintraub
34. Accentus Ensemble - Nani, Nani
35.
Original from TVShow - Eshet Chayil
36. Shlomo Carlebach - Eshet
Chayil
37. Rolling Stones - Waiting on a Friend
38. Kristen Mari
- I Want It
39. Sly & The Family Stone - Everyday People
40.
Original from TVShow - Hugh Laurie piano composition
41. Diana Ross
& The Supremes - You Keep me Hangin' on
42. The Beta Band -
Needles in My Eyes
43. Chingy - U A Freak (Nasty_Girl) Instrumental
44.
Chk Chik Chick - There's No Fucking Rules, Dude
45. Jose Gonzalez -
Teardrop
46. Bon Iver - Re Stacks
47. People in Planes - Light
for the Deadvine
48. Iron & Wine - Passing Afternoon
Season5:
01.
Ludo - Love Me Dead
02. The Crystal Method - Vice
03. Dave
Matthews Band - You Might Die Trying
04. Kaki King - First Brain
05.
Original from TVShow - Drown In My Own Tears
06. Ray Charles -
Drown In My Own Tears
07. Hanson - MMMBop
08. The Kills - Cheap
And Cheerful
09. Joseph Arthur - Could We Survive
10. Annie
Lennox - Dark Road
11. Daniel Lanois - Fire
12. Big Star - I'm
in Love with a Girl
13. Alexi Murdoch - Through the Dark
14.
Yppah - It's Not the Same
15. Clark - Herzog
16. Four Tet - Glue
of the World
17. The Dead Texan - Chronicle of Early Failures, Pt. 1
18. Bonobo - Between the Lines (Instrumental)
19. Harry Nilsson
- Coconut
20. Cedarmont Kids - Joy to the World
21. Original
from TVShow - The Christmas Song
22. Bobby Helms - Jingle Bell Rock
23.
A Fine Frenzy - Whisper
24. Gavin DeGraw - The Christmas Song
25.
Ray LaMontagne - I Still Care for You
26. Cory Chisel and the
Wandering Sons - On My Side
27. Joshua Radin - Brand New Day
28.
Doves - Firesuite
29. Jon Cleary - Got To Be More Carefull
30.
Original from TVShow - Cuddi's Serenade
31. Fiddler on the Roof -
Sunrise Sunset
32. Rod Stewart - Have I Told You Lately
33.
Rolling Stones - You Cant Always Get What You Want
34. Soul Coughing
- $300
35. Galactic - Bobski 2000
36. Badly Drawn Boy - The
Shining
37. Ted Nugent - Stranglehold
38. Original from TVShow -
I Cain't Say No
39. Kaye Ballard - I Cain't Say No
40. Steve
Winwood - I'm Not Drowning
41. Mos Def - Life In Marvelous Times
42.
Pete Yorn - Lose You
43. Woody Guthrie - This Land is Your Land
44.
Original from TVShow - Georgia On My Mind
45. Ray Charles - Georgia
On My Mind
46. Public Enemy - Fight The Power
47. Vibrolux -
Spread Your Love
48. Ramsey Lewis & Mr. Scruff - Do What You
Wanna [Mr. Scruff's Soul Party Mix]
49. Jada - American Cowboy
50.
The Bumblebeez - Pink Fairy Floss
51. String Quartet No. 2
(Company) Movement II
52. Christopher W.French - Yankee Doodle Dandy
53. M.Ward - Never Had Nobody Like You
55. Original from TVShow
- Enjoy Yourself
56. Guy Lombardo - Enjoy Yourself
57. Dawn
Landes - Drive
58. Original from TVShow - The Trolley Song
59.
Judy Garland - The Trolley Song
60. The Doobie Brothers - China
Grove (2006 Remastered)
61. Original from TVShow - As Tears Go By
62.
Vitamin String Quartet - As Tears Go By
63. The Rolling Stones - As
Tears Go By
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