Underneath Your Clothes 殞落的紅鑾星

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2009.02.23

 

Day 1

Guest: Excuse me?

I: Yes sir. May I help you?

Guest: Yes. Can I ask you one thing?

I: Sure.

Guest: I have seen you these days in this pool, and I was impressed cause you are so beautiful and hard working.

I: ……………………..Than…………k you.

Guest: (staring at my nametag) So you come from Taiwan?

I: Yes sir.

Guest: I dunno Taiwan girls are so pretty.

I: …………………………………….. I think most of them are much more beautiful than me.

Guest: Really??? I don’t believe it.

I: ……Have a nice day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Day 2

Lifeguard: Law~~~~~~~~~~rry~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I: Yes!!! What’s wrong???????

Lifeguard: Do ma a favor.

I: Go ahead.

Lifeguard: Tell me why you are so sweet and beautiful?

I: ………………………………

Lifeguard: I mean it!!

I: Do you need my mom’s phone number?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Day 3

Guest: Excuse me, madam?

I: Yes sir.

Guest: May I ask you one thing?

I: Of course.

Guest: Where are you come from?

I: Taiwan.

Guest: Are the girls in Taiwan all as beautiful as you?

I: ..........................................................................

Guest: (staring at me and I was fxxcking glad that I wear sunglases!)

I: No, I am the prettiest.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Question: 到底是台灣男人瞎了還是米國男人瞎了

Answer: 沒有疑問的我想大家都會選後者吧？

 

 

 

 

 

Conclusion: 媽，要生藍眼睛一點也不難，要多少我都生給妳。