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[轉貼幽默] WHY ITALIANS CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS

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  Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly, Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; 
his eyes are rolled back in his head. 

 

Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911.. He gasps to the operator, 
"I think Sal is dead! What should I do?" 

 

  The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead." 

 

  There is a silence .. and then a shot is heard. 

 

  Vinny's voice comes back on the line, 
  "Okay.. . now what ?


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