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A Congressman was seated next to a little girl on the airplane leaving from

Dallas he turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go

quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'


The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to

the total stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'


'Oh, I don't know,' said the Congressman. 'How about global warming or

universal health care', and he smiles smugly.


OK, ' she said. 'Those could be interesting topics. But let me ask you a

question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.

Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,

and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'


The Congressman, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks

about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'


To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss

global warming or universal health care when you don't know shit?¹