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[JOKE] The Gift

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He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told
him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes
from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE".

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom
scale.

Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.

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pwipwi
The last paragraph is so amusing...
Thanks for sharing these funny jokes with us.
Do you mind if I forward them to my colleagues?
2006-08-21 18:04:09
Mercy
Dear Pwipwi

Not at all, feel free to e-mail to anyone! Hope everyone have a happy day! I am requested by my friend to post these jokes for the same reason...
2006-08-22 01:36:05
否 是 (若未登入"個人新聞台帳號"則看不到回覆唷!)
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