The article is totally not relative to the picture. It is my first filed report in this stage.
Well, that was two weeks ago, the science fair, my best performance that i ever had, i think i was totally in control of the game. By the way, isn’t that weird to pick up girs in such serious occasion? Ha.
Oh, and if you guys don’t feel confortable with English RP, then too bad, it is very hard to translate those stuffs into chinese, especially those pickup lines, i am a student not a professional, no life, Engish translating freak.
Essentially, this is what happened...
Saturaday, a great sunny day, with my hope of attending my first Toronto science fair.
I wear a very exaggerated shirt, with my science fair t-shirt over top, which is very diffrent from other people. Underneath, i got normal jeans and a pair of white nike shoes. I now that i look kind of weird, but anyways, part of my routines.
So, after the speeches to the judges, i wwalked around and look at my mates’(from our school) projects. By the time i walked back, i saw a girl...(not the main target.)
Me: Hey, i need a girl’s prespective, real quick, then i have to go back and take care my project.
HB: ok
Me:Do i look gay in this shirt?
HB: No.
Me: Really? My friend over there just said so, maybe just jealous, but, on the scale of 1~10, what would i be?
HB: Zero...
Me: Ha, you are funny from 1~10...
HB:ok...
Me: gald to meet you, sorry for asking this weird qustion. ( dont feel like picking up her.)
Later on, i carried on walking.
(imagine a boy walking in a very cocky way back to his project.)
Then, by the time i reached my projct, a girl from the the diagonal project came up and ask me: " what is your project about?"
Right! Pause! At this point what would you say? " my project is about balh blah blah."No! dont do that! It would just end up with "wow, quite interesting...good job."
So:
Me: Not telling you~(C&F)
HB still apporaching my project.
Me:ha, ok, ok, my project is about cancer and pH level...
HB: wow, nice one, i think you are going to win...
Me: What is yours about?
She bought me up to her project and we met thir friend. She breifly explained her project...and i dont really care about what that aboot.
HB: What grade are you in? (wow, not so fast, i think it is an IOI)
Me: why don’t you guess?
HB: m...grade 11?
Me:ha, you are not so good at guessing, grade 10, and you?
HB and her friend: we are both grade 12.
HB: what is your school?
Me: the giles school, near don miles.
HB:oh, never heard of this, we are in A.Y .Jackson...
Me: that must be a publi school. my school is a private school and i am the only grade 10 there...
HB: Ha, you are joking...
(a little bit of talking with her.)
Me: You know what, i got a special feeling for you guys’ friendship.
HB: What is it?
Me: WOuld you like to do a test? I only need to ask one question then i can tell how long you guys have known each other. Are you ready?
HB’s friend: OK!
Me: Are you guys using same kind of shampoo?
HB and her friends staired each other.
HB’s friend: what’s your shampoo?( to HB.)
Me: Ha ha, the answer doesn’t matter, you guys know each other for at least two years.
HB: how do you know?
Me: Becasue you guys look at each other when i ask the question, if you dont know each other, then you would just answer straight away.
( they staired at each other gain)
Me: You see that?
They laughed, cool, perfect DHV!
Me: So, what are you guys’ name?
HB: Paras
Hb’s friend: too.
Me: so you are paras, you are too?
HB’s friend: Noooooo, i am Nasrin, she is Parastou.
Me: okay...
HB: what about you?
Me: Dennis.
Then we got alittle bit tlaking, they asked me whether or not i am going to have lunch with them, very attractive, but i rejected. part of the game, Push & pull. IOI
After lunch, when i am sitting alone in the assembly hall, they came, and sit beside me. IOI, however, for giving her some more space, i decided to have a gap between me and my target, so we sitting like this Me, gap seat, Parastou, Nasrin.
Parastou: Would you like some gums?
Me: sure.
she gave me the gum.
Me: Do you know David Bowie?
Parastou: who’s that?
Me: A rock star about 70 years old, one of my friend’s little sister is a huge fan of him, you know that’s so wrong, one is like 70, one is like 7.
Parastou: Oh really? ( she turns back) Do you know david bowie? ( her friend nod.) But you know Linkin Park? I love it so much>
Me: oh, right, it is one of my favorite.
Later on , we went to a trip to the chemistry lab, with others.
During the walking...Parastou was trying to touch the top of the door, which was impossible, she is way to short.
Me: Ha, i dont even need to jump. ( didn i mention that i am already 1.78m?)
Parastou: a
www....
OK, so the rest is not so important, we did some chemistry experiment and watched a boring video and a presentation, which was very very boring, almost 90% of the people fell in to sleep, but that didnt includ me...we moved on to the next part, we go back to ot fair area, to present our project to the visitors.
Parastou was isolated by her friends.
Me: Do you believe in mind connections?
Parastou: sometimes.
Me: I can build up a mind connection ver quickly with you, hurry up, pick a number from 1~4, catch the first number in your mind and dont tell me.
Parastou:ok
Me: 3?
Parastou: how do you know?
Me:another one, 1~10.7?
Parastou: (opened her eyes very largely.)yes!
Me:5~12?7?
Parastou: how do you know?
Me: (touched her shoulder, a kino) you can do that too, it is just alittle trick like the friend test.
We did several tricks with her, and i am sure she was attracted by me.A kiss could happedn every minutes, she even KINO me. then i asked her to go for a trip to see other people’s stuffs and she she went with me.
at the very end, i sure did give her a cool science fair, i dont really want to tell the whole thing, i am tired of typing, i will post the rest of 2/3 back somedays later.
But i did phone + @ close her. However, i wasn’t brave enough to ask her : "do you want to kiss me."
You might think i am crazy, but i am a pua, i know what to do.
By the way, Parastou is thre years older than me, i think i kind of got the one-it is with her, i hope i can catch her heart...and ask her out or something , i dont know.
BYE.
