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家和人和萬事興
心平氣平天下平

 

笑一笑
*老師問珍妮:
"舉一件重要的東西，是現在有的，而十年前沒有的?"
珍妮:我
Teacher:Name one important thing we have today that we din't have ten years ago?
Jenny:Me

老師問葛倫怎麼拚寫英文'鱷魚'這個字?
葛倫拼出'K-rokodile'
老師說:不對!
葛倫說:或許拚不對,可是老師您是問我怎麼拚的?
Teacher :How do you spell "crocodile"?
Glenn:K-rokodile
Teacher:No, that's wrong!
Glenn:May be it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it?

Teacher:Jerold,your composition on ‘my dog’ is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his？
Jerold:No,sir it's the same dog.

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老師舉'愚公移山'的故事，來啟示大家，要學愚公的毅力，比喻即使一座山也可以搬得走.
小明說:他好笨!為什麼不用火藥？！

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星期天主日禮拜時，牧師向大家祝福:
祝所有的夫婦、對偶' 情人節快樂!'
願所有單身者獨立節快樂!
The pastor bless everybody in the sunday service:
"Happy Velentine's Day for the couples,and
Happy Independent's Day for  the singles.