糟糕,
我的生命中又出現一個瘋子
沒辦法
本人向來對瘋子毫無抵抗力
見一個愛一個
(從小時候天龍特攻隊的哮狼,高中時候的周星星,
還有誰呢?舉凡精神異於常人者,我都愛)
只要是瘋的有一點道理
美其名是看演技
其實是自己愛,就不會在乎長相ㄌ
所以呢?
我又淪陷了~
貝蒂同學提供的”How I Met Your Mother”影集
讓我現在超愛劇中人---Barney
Barney, I love you~
我可以嫁給你嗎?
(哀~假如老鼠屎看到Barney的照片取代李準基,
出現在我的MSN裡,他絕對會酸我:又發春囉?這次是誰?
干他屁事啊!至少我還有個清楚的標準,
至少我還會放感情在異性戀中,它呢?槁木屎灰吧!)
不對,Barney是虛構的人物,
沒有辦法跟我在一起耶!
那我可以寫信給Barney嗎?
還是該寫信給變態編劇呢?
如果編劇是女的
我就要感謝她和演員Neil Patrick Harris塑造出Barney這個瘋子
如果編劇是男的未婚或離婚,應該要好好讚美他的才華吧?
和那些他編出來,精采絕倫的對白
啊~我怪怪的!
關於這個精蟲衝腦,滿腦子污穢思想的多金男---Barney
集合無賴,痞子,搞笑,冷酷,捉弄人.....等人性之惡於一身的男人
他永遠都知道哪裡正在舉辦色情派對以及慶祝特殊節日的低級表演
靠著滿腦子垃圾思想
和死纏爛打的厚臉皮工夫,黏上了男主角Ted
(Ted我真的不想說你,你太娘了,有點男人的樣子好嗎?)
並自稱是Ted最要好的朋友
其實男主角Ted也沒吃虧
因為認識了原本是獨行俠的Barney,
讓他平淡無奇的人生變得多采多姿,
當然也得承受很多”悲慘”的下場!
Barney的無俚頭把妹賤招,讓人噴飯
無藥可救的瘋狂行徑,包括:
跟Robin打賭在新聞轉播中亂講話
跟網友見面時的檸檬理論
甩人用的毒舌絕招
一針見血的戳破Ted的幻想和幼稚行為
利用別人的同情心換取樂趣
還有
他最常做的就是”耍賤”
當別人正在興頭上時,他一定冷不防的潑對方冷水:告訴他,別作夢了,該醒醒了
或是做完一些令人髮指的行為,說出許多令人氣結的話之後
再來個若無其事的喝酒或聽音樂
氣的當事人暴跳如雷或徹底粉碎別人平靜的生活
總之呢,先把別人惹毛,
再裝出一付事不關己或悠閒自在的樣子
真的很欠扁,好賤喔~
但是
也真的好像我喔!
總而言之,他的驚人行為,毒舌和回馬槍,
讓對方硬生生的跌下馬的招數
個個經典到不行
還有他的頭腦應該是線路跟一般人不同
聽別人說話的內容
也往往以自己的色情認知加以解釋
所以我認無他的天線和溝通頻率
應該跟神經病比較類似吧
例如:機場把妹,萬聖節辦撒旦和天使之間的對話
扮企鵝假裝南瓜辣妹,
到PUB把妹居然把到自己堂妹,
在酒吧自己寫電話,假裝是辣妹給他的電話,
真的燒掉Ted的外套......
Barney說:Ted應該懷孕了,Robin說:不可能,他們還沒上床!
哈哈哈~超賤的
Barney的所有行動和語言無不笑破我的肚皮啊~
親愛的準基弟弟,
等你哪一天演成功瘋子的角色
我會再次愛上你的
現在我的心中只有Barney,Barney,Barney
這個瘋子,這個精神異常者啊!
這是網路上對影集中的演員之介紹
演員:Neil Patrick Harris
飾演角色:Barney
A television staple since his Golden Globe-nominated role in ”Doogie Howser, M.D.,”
Neil Patrick Harris has since established himself in all mediums.
In the theater, he most recently starred in Arthur Miller’s
”All My Sons” at the Geffen Playhouse.
Other recent theater credits include star-turns in the London musical production of Jonathan Larson’s ”Tick, Tick…Boom,”
the Tony Award-winning musical ”Assassins,”
”Cabaret” and ”Proof.”
Additional television credits include the series ”Stark Raving Mad,” ”Will & Grace,” ”NUMB3RS,” the mini-series
”Joan of Arc,” both on CBS,
and the CBS television movie ”The Christmas Blessing.”
His feature film credits include ”Harold and Kumar Go to the White Castle,” ”Undercover Brother,” ”Starship Troopers,”
”The Next Big Thing” and ”Clara’s Heart,” for which he received a Golden Globe nomination.
Harris was born and raised in Albuquerque, N.M.,
and lives in Los Angeles.
His birth date is June 15.
Okay! 住在L.A.是嗎?
恩~加州~加州~
我在那裡很久了,為何沒看過你(我在講什麼瘋話啊?)
基本上我對Neil Patrick Harris這個演員
沒有太多的感覺
頂多覺得他的金髮碧眼看來很冷酷,適合眼情報局或壞人
頂多覺得他在Robin家脫到剩下內褲和全敞開的襯衫
若隱若顯的身材還不錯
吼~我在幹麻?
總之,我喜歡的是他扮演的角色Barney~Barney~Barney
這部神經兮兮的有趣電視影集,簡直太合我的胃口了
男主角Ted是個想太多的傢伙---跟我很像喔!
他的好友兼室友:Marshall(粗枝大葉的高IQ法律研究生)和
他的未婚妻Lily(善良的女生)
都相信世界上有外星人,
也常會出現愚蠢行為
這也跟我一樣耶
哇~編劇簡直是個折磨人的惡魔
哈哈,不過他的點子雖然搞怪有笑點
但是在犯賤中又不失ㄧ點小溫馨
所以OKAY啦~
好啦!言歸正傳,記得我的擇偶條件嗎?
SUIT IT~
對,
就是要西裝筆挺,西裝筆挺,西裝筆挺
哈哈哈
Barney的口頭禪就是:
1. Suit up!
2. It’s awesome!
3. Le-gen-da-ry!
穿上西裝,傳奇性,BYW,看著我的眼
有時間我就會看下去
希望美國能不斷不斷的播出這部影集
演員Neil Patrick Harris的基本資料
生日: 15 June 1973,
出生:Albuquerque, New Mexico, USA
身高: 6’ 1½” (1.87 m)
小自傳:
Neil Patrick Harris was born in Albuquerque, New Mexico, on June 15, 1973. He grew up in Ruidoso, New Mexico, a small town 120 miles south of Albuquerque, where he first took up acting in the fourth grade. While tagging along with Brian, his older brother by 3 years, Harris won the part of Toto in a school production of The Wizard of Oz (1939).
His parents, Ron (a lawyer) and Sheila (a writer), moved the family to Albuquerque in 1988, the same year that Harris made his film debut in two movies: Purple People Eater (1988) and Clara’s Heart (1988), which starred Whoopi Goldberg. A year later, when Neil was 16, he landed the lead role in Steven Bochco’s television series about a teen prodigy doctor at a local hospital,
”Doogie Howser, M.D.” (1989), which launched Harris into teen-heartthrob status. The series lasted1989-1993 and earned him a People’s Choice Award for Favorite Male Performer in a New Series (1990) and a Golden Globe Nomination (1990).
Harris attended the same high school as Freddie Prinze Jr., La Cueva High School in Albuquerque.
Neil acted on stage in a few plays while there, one of which was his senior play, Fiddler on the Roof (1971), in which he portrayed Lazar Wolf the butcher (1991).
When ”Doogie Howser, M.D.” stopped production in 1993,
Harris took up stage acting, which he had always wanted to do.
After a string of made-for-television movies,
Harris acted in his first big screen roles in nine years, Starship Troopers (1997) with Casper Van Dien and then The Proposition (1998).
In July 1997, Harris accepted the role of Mark Cohen for the Los Angeles production of the beloved musical,
Rent (2005), which originated at the La Jolla Playhouse in San Diego before moving to Broadway. His performance in ”Rent” garnered him a Drama-League Award in 1997. He continued in the musical, to rave reviews, until January 1998. He later reprised the role for six nights in his hometown of Albuquerque, New Mexico, in December 1998.
In 1999, Harris returned to television in the short-lived sitcom ”Stark Raving Mad” (1999), with Tony Shalhoub.
He was also in the big-screen projects The Next Best Thing (2000)
and Undercover Brother (2002),
and he can be heard as the voice of Peter Parker/Spider-Man in the newest animated ”Spider-Man” (2003) series.
Harris has continued his stage work, making his Broadway debut in 2001 in ”Proof.”
He has also appeared on stage in ”Romeo and Juliet,” ”Cabaret,” ”Sweeney Todd” in Concert, and, most recently, ”Assassins.”
In 2005, Harris returned to the small screen in a guest-starring role on ”Numb3rs” (2005) and a starring role in the sitcom ”How I Met Your Mother” (2005).
IMDb Mini Biography By: ChristiRene80@aol.com
其實這個Neil Patrick Harris,很厲害耶
從小時候就醫值堅持走演員這條路
電影,舞台劇,音樂劇,電視都有他的作品
重點是能夠不間斷的演出
難怪他演的如此純熟,不作做
咦~出生舞台,讓我懷疑他的性取向?
靠! 剛才上網查詢
http://post.baidu.com/f?ct=335675392&tn=baiduPostBrowser&sc=2500671436&z=255329563&pn=0&rn=50&lm=0&word=reynolds#2500671436
Neil Patrick Harris*[How I Met Your Mother，已出櫃，已有男友，
曾客串Will & Grace并扮演同志角色]
他X的,XXXX(F開頭)
又是一個同志~
好吧!
我恨舞台劇!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
雖然我不知道那些電影和電視劇的中文名稱
但是他的演出經歷,得過的獎和主演的舞台劇都很有名
佩服
佩服他也佩服我自己的慧眼識英雄
嘿嘿
感覺這部電視劇中的Lily和她的未婚夫
應該也是演技派的
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以下是另一個網站有關Neil Patrick Harris的介紹
Trivia
Both of his parents are lawyers. Neil is an amateur magician, which he once demonstrated on a Jerry Lewis telethon.
Went to the same high school as Freddie Prinze Jr..
Has performed magic tricks on ”The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson” (1962), ”Late Show with David Letterman” (1993), ”The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” (1992), and ”Ellen: The Ellen DeGeneres Show” (2003).
Perfomed as Mark in ”Rent” at the Ahmanson Theater in Los Angeles to rave reviews
Has sung since he was a child. His father played the folk guitar and together they entertained.
His favorite movie is Rear Window (1954) by Alfred Hitchcock.
His parents own a restaurant called Perreniel’s in Albuquerue.
Shares a birthday with Ice Cube, Helen Hunt, Shane Stanley, Leah Remini, Courteney Cox, and Jake Busey.
Based on his Los Angeles stage performance in the musical Rent, he was attached to play Mark Cohen in a television mini series based on the Broadway musical, with Wilson Cruz as Angel, Rikki Lee Travolta as Roger Davis, and singer Shakira as Mimi, but the rights were pulled in order for Chris Columbus to make a film adaptation using much of the original Broadway cast including Anthony Rapp in the role of Mark.
Is an avid Les Miserables fan, and performed the song ”The Confrontation” with his co-star Jason Segel (both of ”How I Met Your Mother”) live on the Megan Mullally show. He performed the role of Javert, to wild cheers from the audience.
Personal Quotes
People Magazine, November 3, 2006: ”Rather than ignore those who choose to publish their opinions without actually talking to me, I am happy to dispel any rumors or misconceptions and am quite proud to say that I am a very content gay man living my life to the fullest and feel most fortunate to be working with wonderful people in the business I love.”哇!是個熱愛工作和堅守自我哲學的人
Where Are They Now
(February 2003) Appearing on Broadway as the Emcee in ”Cabaret”
(April 2004) Currently appearing on Broadway as Lee Harvey Oswald in a production of Sondheim’s musical ”Assassins”.
(May 2005) He will be starring in the London production of Jonathan Larson’s Tick, Tick...Boom! through September 2005
(April 2006) ’Chris Keller’ in Arthur Miller’s ”All my sons” at the Geffen Playhouse in Los Angeles.
(June 2006) Filled in as co-host for Regis on Regis and Kelly.
資料來源
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000439/
現在是星期天的早上八點半
補充一下
我剛才看到第14集
才發現原來Barney會變成這副鬼樣
其來有自的啊
1998年當Barney剛從大學畢業(哇~所以Barney比我小一歲囉)
當時他還是個留著長髮,穿著牛仔褲,襯衫的大男孩
一心只想去尼加拉瓜為世界和平組織貢獻兩年的傢伙
結果他的女友(外表純真,其實骨子裡拜金到出賣靈魂-這不是很多女生的寫照)
因為物質而劈腿
最後他的女友,竟然被一個到店裡來買東西的老色狼
穿著西裝,滿臉寫著我要跟你上床!的油條中年男在一起......
這樣的結束純純的愛
Barney顯然深受打擊
於是Barney蛻變了
他剪去了長髮,刮淨了鬍渣,
穿著西裝,
完全複製噁爛男
成為一個銀行裡有錢,遊戲人間,
專搞一夜情的花花公子
其實看似老練的Barney
心裡還是個小男孩
當他跟女主播RobinN玩螢光槍遊戲時
對手全是些十歲的小孩子
還有他迷戀的遊戲
你就可以知道他有多麼的幼稚
加上他總是離不開Ted和他的朋友
更顯示這個怕孤單,內心敏感,怕承諾的感情廢物
哀!
14集中Barney尷尬的陳年往事
隨著一捲當年邊彈琴邊唱歌,邊哭泣哀求女友回來的錄影帶曝光
他在眾人的驚訝中,奪門而出,衝去找那個讓他人生轉變的女人
回來之後
他到酒吧跟所有的朋友說,
前女友現在已經是一個小孩的媽
而他還是一無所有,只是一個與保險套為伴的傢伙
好心的Lily還安慰他:沒關係,每個人選擇的生活不同
於是他故意掉眾人的胃口
一一換取每位朋友說出這輩子做過最尷尬的事情
然後Barneyr繼續裝死:前女友跟自己分享這八年來的遭遇
然後他們大戰了一回合,眾人不信,他還拿出手機,播放錄下的這場激戰,
這種突如其來的轉變,
令在場的所有人倒盡胃口兼翻白眼
Barney的結論是
還好八年前他受到刺激並徹底改變自己
否則他可能就是那個小孩的爸,成天窩在小公寓裡,幫小孩換尿布~
Barney覺得前女友那樣的人生才是悲慘絕倫的
所以啦,他根本沒有為自己的人生感到悲哀
反而,他X的沾沾自喜
看到這裡
除了心裡一陣罵之外
我居然打從心底出來一陣微小的歡呼
X~Barney!愛你喔~
向前看的Barney
加油,繼續過荒唐的人生
加油!
這樣才對嘛~
最後我忍不住要說
昨晚買便當時,巧遇貝蒂
她說了一件事情,讓我耿耿於懷到現在
可惡的貝蒂
昨天下午居然看到小顏君的便衣裝扮
他還沒說,看表情,我就知道一定比威廉還要帥
天啊!我居然錯過了
哀!老天爺,為何你總是讓我在關鍵時刻缺席啊?
我的人生為何這麼悲慘?
沒有帥哥,接下來五天怎有力氣上班呢?
拚了~
下週六我一定要排除萬難去上中猴咪的課啦~~~~
唉!希望我明天早上騎車上班,等紅燈時
看到一位帥哥從眼前走過
鼓舞一下Blue Monday還要一早就進教室的我!
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