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某個Friday night
家裡剩下我一個人


My cell phone was ringing on friday free night,
when I was lying on the sofa.
I thought must be my uncle's call.
It did shock me after i saw the name that was flashing on the phone screen.
I couldn't believe ...the call was from him

Actually, I was happy to see the name and also wonder why is he calling.
I knew I shouldn't answer it ...and I did anwser.


Guess what!
You would ever have idea what he said...............

I picked up the phone
[Waht are you doing now?] he said
[nothing special, just watching TV]
I've still regreted so far that I answered his no sense of quistion.
I shouldn't tell him what am I doing, it wasn't his business.
[I'm in the night market and saw the Havaianas is "buy one get one free". I'm thinking that you can come over here and we can buy for each.]He said so qiuckly.

I believe that he didn't really want to buy it.
So I refused him immediatly.

[Is it the only reason you're calling me?] I asked him.
[Yes, I treated you in nice way, didn't I?]
His speech with bullshit I thought!
[Wow...How nice you are!]I responded him.
[Where is my birthday gift?]he said...and the secound shock apeared here.
[I thought it happened 8 hundre years ago...]
 I so shocked with his asking without embarrassment.
Moreover his birthday was two weeks ago.

[But I still lack yours]He said.
[I thought you've gotten a lots of gifts. You don't even lack mine gift]I said.
I really had a patience speech with mad mind.
Althoght I really didn't express anything on his bithday even by a simple text.
[No, I really want yours.]he said
and he countinued:[ I was crying all alone on the day .]
See...He was so rediculous.
[Oh yes??]Isiad.
[don't you know there is one stuff called "Face Book"?]I said
[Don't you feel emberrassing with your photos of birthday party?]I said...
From the photos,those show that he was riding bike and having a pole dancing with only underpaints......so disgusting!
Otherwise, only he was naked in the party.


Then I got third shock still by him...
[Don't you think my body looks nice and strong besides there are some painting line on my stomach?]He said that...really O.M.G.

[I have no idea with how strong you are. But I still feel sad for you by your embarrassing photos. Why don't you remove the tag on FB?] I recommended
 him.
And I also had another quistion to him...
[Why only you are naked in the party?] I asked him in serious way.

[My friends bought a bike for me and ask for riding naked to get the gift bike.So I did...]He explaned it...
[What?!] who believed it??
[Don't you have strength of character?...They already bought it.
 And I believe your friends will give you bike ultimately even you don't do that.]
I was really feeling so sad for him becouse of his mean friends that he owns.

He couldn't give me other better reasons for my argument.
[I thought you really wanted that bike, didn't you?] I said.
I stop judging him then gave him an excuse.


What did he really want in this call?
I really have no idea, even it doesn't matter for me actaully.
I just felt...I was so blind before.
Now I woke up completely!

But he...who knows
As I said before...
如果 男人的好 要愛過才知道
那麼 女人的好 要失去過才知道






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C a t h y
哈哈哈哈...
很難相信你居然會開始用英文寫文章~
果然,練習英文要從自己最熟悉的一切開始..

為了一雙買一送一的巴西拖,這男人可以這樣子打來屁一堆...

fuck off~

斃ㄌ他吧~哈哈...
2009-10-19 01:23:16
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I'm so embarrassed that I put English article on my webside...XD

Tell you the truth.
I'm addicted to check his nickname on MSN...just like "checkaholic",even I was used to offline mode.
How to quit it??...Help me!!!!~~~~~
2009-10-26 19:35:49
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