Men Are Hard To Pleased
男人很難取悅!!
The problems with GUYS:
男人的問題是:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
如果妳對他好,他說妳愛上他了.
If u Don’t, he says u are PROUD.
對他不好,他說妳驕傲.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
如果妳穿得很漂亮,他說你企圖誘惑他.
If u Don’t, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
如果不,他說妳是鄉下來的
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果跟他理論,他說妳固執
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
如果妳沈默,他說妳沒大腦!
If u are SMARTER than him, he’ll lose FACE;
如果妳比他聰明,他沒面子
If he’s Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
如果他比你聰明,他很棒!
If u don’t Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
如果妳不愛他,他想擁有妳
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u. (very true huh?)
如果妳愛他,他試著離開妳.
If u don’t make love with him., he says u don’t Love him;
如果妳不跟他做愛,他說妳不愛他
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
如果跟他做,他說你是賤貨!
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
如果妳告訴他妳的問題,他說妳麻煩
If u don’t, he says that u don’t TRUST him.
如果不,他說妳不信任他
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
如果妳罵他,妳好像他奶媽
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he ! CARES for u.
如果他罵妳,是表示他“關心”妳
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
如果妳沒有守承諾,妳是不可信的人
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
如果他不守承諾,他是不得以的
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
如果妳吸煙,妳是壞女人
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
如果他吸煙,他是紳士
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it’s LUCK;
如果妳考試成績好,他說是運氣
If he does WELL, it’s BRAINS.
如果他考得好,他說是實力!
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
如果妳傷害他,表示妳很殘忍
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
如果他傷害妳,表示妳太敏感而且太難取悅!
sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it’s not true.......
but if u don’t, they say u are selfish.....
The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE
ANYWAY...
Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter ...
如果你寄這封信給男生,他們會發誓以上是不正確的..
如果你不寄給他們,他們說妳自私..
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