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Sasuke's Girl

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Summary: The Rookie 11 decided to get Sasuke a girl. OoO

 

Sasuke’s Girl                                      -By Shinigami Sama

 

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One Day

Naruto: ‘Ah, all of us have dates now, all but Sasuke.’

Sakura: ‘Yes, it’s a pity, really.’

Ino: ‘I know! Let’s help Sasuke get a girl!’

Kiba: ‘Oh! Great idea! How exciting! We’ll find the perfect match!’

Neji: ‘The girl must be similar to Sasuke….’

Ino: ‘Of course! I never fail in love affairs! Leave the girl to me.’

 

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The Next Day

Naruto dragged Sasuke down on a bench.

Naruto: ‘Now Sasuke, play nice ok?’

And he left Sasuke sitting on the bench.

Sasuke blinked.

He was suddenly dragged by the dobe out here and the dobe left him?

 

Ino: ‘Sasuke kun!’

Ino suddenly appeared out of nowhere dragging a girl behind her.

The girl has long black hair, coal black eyes and the same expressionless face as Sasuke.

Ino introduced to Sasuke: ‘This is Yuki.’

Ino: ‘Yuki, this is Sasuke. Have fun!’

And she.… left…

 

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Nearby behind a bush is the Rookie 11 (minus Sasuke) peeking at the scene.

Kiba: This is getting good’ (Huge grin on face)

 

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Staring. Staring. 1 min. 5mins. 10mins. 20mins. Still more staring.

Then suddenly.

Sasuke+Yuki: ‘What ar…’ Both eyes widened as they spoke at the same time.

Sasuke+Yuki: ‘You…’ Two pairs of eyes narrowed. Brows furrowed.

 

And…

Sasuke+Yuki: ‘Hnn.’ (Looks of uncaring)

           ‘Hnn?’ (Surprise and Questioning)

          ‘Grr…’ Glares thrown between the two.

 

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Behind the bush

 

Naruto: ‘Ano sa, I don’t think this is working guys…’

Naruto looked back at the stil going glaring competition between those two.

‘No! I’m the perfect love matcher! There’s no way I ‘m wrong about this!’

Ino said with determination in eyes.

 

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Meanwhile

 

Glares. Glares. More glares. And guess what? More glares. Another 10 mins.

Suddenly.

‘Hn.’ Both said with deep thoughts. Contemplating.

Suddenly.

Sasuke+Yuki: ‘I like you.’

Sasuke and Yuki stood up and walked together holding hands, the whole time expressionless.

 

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Bush

 

All Rookie 11 (minus Sasuke) are gaping widely. Jaws hanging opened.

Ino: ‘See? I told you they were going to work together!’

With that Ino bounced off, happy she accomplished the task.

 

Naruto: ‘Le…Let’s pretend that nothing happened, ne?’

Rookie 10 (minus Sasuke+Ino): ‘Agreed.’

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