< GOD’S WHEEL >
God says to me with kind of a smile,
“Hey how would you like to be God awhile
And steer the world?”
“Okay,” says I, “I’ll give it a try.
Where do I set?
How much do I get?
What time is lunch?
What time is lunch?
When can I quit?”
“Gimme back that where,” says God,
“I don’t think you’re quite ready yet.”
< SHADOW RACE >
Every time I`ve raced my shadow
When the sun was at my back,
It always ran ahead of me.
Always got the best of me.
But every time I`ve raced my shadow
When my face was toward the sun,
I won.
< ROCK ’N’ ROLL BAND >
If we were a rock’n’roll band,
We’d travel all over the band.
We’d play and we’d sing and wear spangly things,
If we were a rock’n’roll band.
If we were a rock’n’roll band,
And we were up there on the stand,
The people would hear us and love us and cheer us,
Hurray for that rock’n’roll band.
If we were a rock’n’roll band,
Then we’d have a million fans.
We’d giggle and laugh and sign autographs,
If we were a rock’n’roll band.
If we were a rock’n’roll band,
The people would all kiss our hands.
We’d be millionaires and have extra long hair,
If we were a rock’n’roll band.
But we ain’t no rock’n’roll band,
We’re just seven kids in the sand
With homemade guitars and pails and jars
And drums of potato chip cans.
Just seven kids in the sand.
Talkin’ and wavin’ our hands,
And dreamin’ and thinkin’ oh wouldn’t it be grand,
If we were a rock’n’roll band.
< RHINO PEN >
Tell me then,
Of all you’ve seen,
What could be more preposterous
Than forgetting your pen
And writing a theme
With
The
Horn
Of
A
Patient
Rhinocerous?
< THE MEEHOO WITH AN EXACTLYWATT >
Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Me!
Me who?
That’s right!
What’s right?
Meehoo!
That’s what I want to know!
What’s what you want to know?
Me who?
Yes,exactly!
Exactly what?
Yes,I have an Exactlywatt on a chain!
Exactly what on a chain?
Yes!
Yes what?
No,Exactlywatt!
That’s what I want to know!
I told you─Exactlywatt!!
Exactly what?
Yes!
Yes what?
Yes,it’s with me!
What’s with you?
Exactlywatt─that’s what’s with me.
Me who?
Yes!
Go away!
Knock knock......
< FEAR >
Barnabus Browning
Was scared of drowning,
So he never would swim
Or get into a boat
Or take a bath
Or cross a moat.
He just sat day and night
With his door locked tight
And the windows nailed down,
Shaking with fear
That a wave might appear,
And cried so many tears
That they filled up the room
And he drowned.
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