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今年聖誕....我二姨從英國繙來探親....咁當然就帶埋距老公同個女啦...
我二姨系我好細果陣就去咗英國闖世界......之后仲系英國穩咗個鬼佬(姐係我uncle啦)結婚....幫我生咗個鬼妹做妹....哈哈..好開心..

雖然...佢上年都翻過來....但係因為唔熟...所以好少同uncle交際......
我老母當然唔會放過呢個咁好既機會要我練習口語.....我最憎的英語.....
于是今年我老母死都要我去穩uncle傾計......我亦都以唔得閑既理由拒絕佢....

今日我二姨就要翻英國啦.....所以今日去同佢道別......
我老母話...距同二姨要去洗頭+做facial....咁我同uncle兩個大男人沒理由跟埋去噶......所以只有我陪uncle去行街......(呢招果然夠奸)

好神奇既係...我同我uncle都係好中意行街既man.....而且佢有嘢想買.....就隻有讓我做佢繙譯啦.....

首先我地去咗天河電腦城....佢話要幫佢D friend買D電腦部件.....呢part係我最死的.....第一,我唔擅長英語...第二,我唔多識電腦D硬件.....第三,超多既專業術語.....于是我用盡九牛二虎之力,眼耳口鼻手腳起上.....終于度過咗呢兩個鐘.....佢買咗個kingston既內存.....第一個任務算完成了......我念我系呢兩個鐘,講得最多既系”sorry,I don’t know......”

跟住我地去咗對面正佳間蘇寧......又係要幫朋友買相機.....都好蘇寧D員工素質高D....識小小英文....不過主要既繙譯工作仲係我來做....還好在相機沒電腦咁復雜.....都几輕鬆....不過埋單果陣就出問題啦.....因為帶既現金唔夠....所以我問個賣相機既服務員可唔可以擦卡....佢話可以....于是我好流麗的同我uncle講”You can use your credit card.”.....我uncle仲好興奮咁show咗佢張visa既金卡卑我睇..........點知去到櫃臺交錢果陣,個收銀員好絕情咁同我地講”呢度唔可以用visa卡,只支持銀聯的”........我成個人傻晒....念咗好耐都沒念到點同佢解釋......佢死咁問我”What’s wrong??”.....個收銀員又一句英文都唔識喔....魚到爆啊!!最后為有拿出我張卡同佢講”just...use...this(我指住我張中行卡既銀聯標誌)....no visa(再指住距張卡既visa標誌)” .....跟住佢又問我”Why???”...我真係唔知點解釋....所以又用咗我最熟果句...”sorry,I don’t know......”....最后沒辦法啦...因為佢又係我親慼....所以唯有幫佢墊住先....雖然唔係用我既錢....但係都係覺得好無奈.....買完后佢死咁同我講”Thank you very much”....都算係對我既工作滿意既答復啦........

之后......我地去睇遊戲機啦.....哈哈...強項來啦.......
從PS3講到XBOX360....再從Wii到NDS....當然仲有提到我既”老婆仔”小P啦.....終于有機會卑我暢所慾言啦.....暸解到佢前几日去香港買咗部NDS卑佢個女.....因為係行貨...所以要買正版game玩......跟住同距講咗係大陸買機因為被解咗碼...所以可以從网上免費下載遊戲.....佢顯得好驚訝啊....因為外國人都玩正版嘢....佢地對版權睇得好重....不過經過我一番教導之后....佢好似有D后悔買正版啦.....廢話,一只game要4,5百蚊喔.....鬼佬再有錢啊,都心動啦........
佢其實去睇遊戲係有目的的....因為佢想買一個game....叫”瑪麗奧08奧運會”.......不過行勻天河城同正佳兩間專賣呢D遊戲既店都得到同樣既答復.....”買晒”........一只正版game可以買到斷貨.....我隻可以用”犀利”來形容......搞到我都有D想玩.....唔通要為呢只game買部Wii......
啊..啊...唔可以唔提下....今日行機舖果陣見到只好鐘意既game 啊!!!就係XBOX360既”喪屍圍城”啦.......見到呢只game令我念起高攷前....我同瀧討論過呢只game噶....仲因為呢只game,攷慮高攷玩買XBOX噶......最后都係因為買小P放棄咗買XBOX360既計劃.......譆譆...今年我老豆仲沒卑生日禮物我.....哈哈....買XBOX360既計劃又死灰復燃啦..........

陪uncle行咗成日啦.....我真係攰死啦......點知佢話仲想去電腦城行下喔.....死咯....又係果個鬼地方.....沒計啦....鬼叫我係做隨從既咩.....
又翻到呢個令我想死既地方.......係度繼續轉......點知遇到咗一個好熱情既seller......佢唔多識英文....D水平差過我好多.....但佢就死咁撤住我uncle係咁講.....完全忽略我的存在....天啊...都算你待我不薄....

之后我行開咗陣去睇notebook.....翻來穩佢.....佢竟然買咗三個移動U盤,仲有三部ipod nano.....仲死咁同我講”very cheap”.....跟住我拿來一睇.....部ipod就真係nano果個樣....實質只係部普通既MP3......個移動U盤仲誇張....sony 120GB......哇...sony几時去到咁盡啊!!!U盤整到120G......仲要200蚊一個.....真係有啊米全世界來搶......
跟住我翻去穩個seller.....佢竟然好俏皮咁同我講”你知D國產貨噶啦...”....我都念到噶啦.....唉....見我uncle買得咁開心....而且又卑咗錢交易咗......就費事話退啦......
翻到屋企同我二姨講咗呢件事.....搞到我uncle卑佢鬧咗餐......
唉....唔買都買咗咯....就算啦....希望係以后既新聞中唔好有個----英國某某因使用移動U盤髮生ｘｘｘ意外啦......念起中國人係法國用make in China 既LV袋事件.... 國恥.....








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