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Money is not everything. There's Master card & Visa.
金錢不是一切，這世上還有信用卡可用。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為牠們很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要節約用水，儘量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
愛你的鄰居，但不要被抓包。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背後，都有一個女人；而每個不成功的男人背後，都有兩個。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
每個男人都該要結婚，畢竟，人的一生並非只有幸福。
The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明的人不會去結婚，而當他們結了婚也就不再聰明了。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個關係詞，它給你會帶來很多關係（親戚）。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
今日事，今日避。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛就如同攝影，須找個暗處來蘊釀培養。
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
車子後座的小孩會招致意外，而車子後座的意外會招致小孩。
"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
「你的未來取決於你的夢想。」所以趕快去睡覺吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有比每天早上起床更好的方式來迎接新的一天。
"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk?
「努力工作不會導致死亡。」但何必去冒險呢？
God made relatives; Thanks God we can choose our friends.
上帝決定了誰是你的親戚，好在我們可以自己選擇朋友。
When two's company, three's the result!
兩人在一起有個伴，但結果總是意外蹦出第三個！
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the
view.
衣服就像有刺的鐵絲網，它阻止你冒然行動，但並不妨礙你盡情的觀賞。
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