各位= ˇ=
英文電影即將開始!
請各位回到座位上靜靜欣賞 ..
別忘了把爆米花拿出來吃
Wu! Ha!
文法不對請見諒
因為這是玩玩的 ..
(電影要開始了,但是 ..請記住 兩位都是女的)
梅: Do you love me ?
B :YES/I do .
About you ?
Who is your love?
梅:Sure/Is you .
I love you . ((我不是T
B :-ˇ-I am so happy .
Because / We are the world .
We are the children .
梅:You love chicken ?!
Oh/You are not love me ˊˋ
B :Because/It is so delicion.(注 :美味)
梅:Are you love Jay Long <扯到別人了 ..
B :No/I am not .
But/Ilove-ˇ- You/Guava/Mr.P...
梅:Mr.P?No/He is uglyˋˊ+ <扯到醜陋了 ..
B :Why not? He is so handsome.
梅:Is he handsome ?
No/Your eyes are bad!
B :Do you see Mr.P?!
梅:I do not want-x-
B :Why not?
He is handsome.
And he is very friendly.
梅:Shut up!ˋˊ+
No/Oh no!
You cannot love him.
B :OK/OK= ˇ=
梅:No/he is not friendly !
Are you love me ?-x-?
B :Of course(xDDDDD+laught)<注:大笑>
梅:lucky-ˇ-/Am I your first love ?!
B :Maybe ..Yes.
Just do it! <<開始胡扯
梅:NO/But/Now
I am a girl/You are boy/Or /I am a boy/You are a girl ?/
Or girl and boy together ?
B :I do not know/
Once a "ㄆㄥ" a time ...
I am a father/And you is a mother/But..one day /
I am a wife/And you is a husband
梅:OK(now)/Are we girl and boy together? <<雌雄同體>>
Like 蚯蚓? <注:像>
B :So yuck ?
Maybe you are right.
梅:I think so.
B :Oh my god˙口˙
梅:-x-What?
B :What do you say ?<蛤?哩公啥?>
Are you (吃錯藥)?
梅:No/I am not crazyˊˋ
B :I am smart-口+-
梅:Me too= ˇ=
But/You are not smartxDDDDD
B :No!/No!/No!
I cannot believeˋˊ
梅:Ha!/Ha!/Ha!
摁亨 ..
電影結束了!!/好看嘛?
請現場把你的爆米花給吃完=口=
因為要清場xDDDDDDD
請離開座位
我們要清場了!!!!
後會有期 !
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