國際鬧鐘協會 ※ 台長 YV 努力為眾會員製造「其實你還沒畢業」的感覺 ※ 協會成立緣起:有一天,台長發現她的好朋友幾乎都是外硬內軟的超級大ㄋㄠ種（甚至外軟內軟的ㄋㄠ柿子）! 國際鬧鐘協會(International Coward Association) 於焉誕生!

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我們白目三胞胎都是黑柳徹子的信徒！

(C. S. Loyce, a.k.a. Childish Silly Joyce Lo

J. R. R. Huangkien a.k.a. Jurrasic Real Rascal Huang

Free Mango a.k.a. Freeman Gao)

 

我說 Joyce 是我的 slave, 而我是 slave-driver, 引起她的朋友無限同情，所以趁她出去趴趴走的時候，寫了一首帕落第：

 

My SLAVE loves me,
My SLAVE cares,
My SLAVE offers me peaches and pears
My SLAVE offers me candy and Cokes
My SLAVE listens and laughs at my jokes,
My SLAVE helps when I get in a fight,
My SLAVE does my homework at night,
My SLAVE misses me,
My SLAVE cries,
My SLAVE thinks I’m a wonderful guy.
So if you ask me who’s my best friend, in a whiz,
I’ll stand up and tell you that My SLAVE is.
But yesterday afternoon I got quite a scare,
I came back and my SLAVE just wasn’t there.
I called out and reached out for my SLAVE’s hand
In the corner where my SLAVE usually sits.
Then I poked through the office, in each cranny and nook,
(Each inch of the floor under the carpet and rug!)
But I found my shadow and reflection each place that I looked.
I searched till I’m tired, and then with the twilight,
There’s no doubt about it—
My SLAVE has gone……………home!

(a parody of Shel Silverstein’s “Nobody”)

Who is my SLAVE?
Silly Little Assistant Venturing Elsewhere (到處趴趴走之白目小助理)

 

 

結果:

 

My Super Silly Sister, the marvelous parodist C. S. Loyce, responded to my silly act with this poem! (I wonder what our other silly sister Freeman will react, if she reads this silly parody.)
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My BOSS teases me,
My BOSS inspires,
My BOSS provides me pens and PENS,
My BOSS comforts me when my essay paper is white,
My BOSS misses me,
My BOSS thinks I am an attractive guy.
So if you ask me who is my best friend, in a whiz,
I will jump out and tell you My BOSS is.

Yesterday after I was leaving,
I could feel something.
My BOSS was yelling,
My BOSS was crying
for her back itching,
And her flowers were dying.
Those thoughts drove me crazy.

BUT there is no doubt it
is a parody of "Nobody".

Who is My BOSS?
Best Older Silly Sister!

現在，只要等到我們的另一名白目三胞胎 Freeman 得空補足第三首帕洛第就可以寫 SSS 黨章了。