用英文分析解釋<甜甜圈>發行繪圖笑話版十五則
1,DOUNT:第一則"封面設計"滾筒效應的想像力將特別號外四個國字分裂為好幾個單字,正如這一期甜甜圈的笑料噱頭一樣,充滿了字義聯想的
曖昧感覺.從牛寺另刀號虎夕卜八個字去解碼是很無厘頭的迷思,但是最後兩個單字好像日文外來語的音標,因此查字典得知乃是打倒的意思.
2,BOW:第二則"夫妻交拜"please the song BOW.....take a bow, night is over, maskraded, there is no one to found, watching you, watching me, you are lonest star, I
always being love with you, you always know that it is true, THE MATCH STICK MAN you know it's why oh why, because they always say goodbye, say goodbye!
Recently, the movie arise my interest to watch but not yet, I think twice about it hint and meaning of smoke without lighter matchine, but use match sticks in stead, that
is so called in chinese "乾柴烈火" perhapes be transfered by dry match and strong fire, I guess it is still WET to see this hot film before the day of November my birth.
3,BUDDHA:第三則"九品蓮圖"畫的是千手千眼觀世音菩薩左手拿著類似保險套的東西,其實我也不知道為何畫成這種樣子,只怪我畫技太差了!
4,COMMENT:第四則"我只是在唱歌"this is the game of using quiet hand and body gestures to transite a sentence to anther and others by turn, while every one
misunderstand what is "GOD",therefore from answer to answer each sentence sounds like K.K.pronunce of YOURS, but some ambigiously hear asembly as joys,
vouage, voyeurism, and allmost as every kind of GOOD thoughts, then COMMENT becomes COMMON LET's SIN(犯罪), and every kind of question startle
words from HOW (ABOUT) COME? as to my comment, I think wondering makes answers never end, so make sure you remember every cloze about COM/E.
5,DRINK:第五則"你想喝些什麼"是在划酒店小姐的美國拳,好多聽起來很好喝的州名都可以當雞尾酒來點,但是不知何種酒最為容易染上宿醉?
6,EYELASH:第六則"菩薩的眼線"It is a door set that closed the power of Buddhaist Law Gate, the left eye is double line for it knocked like sleep not well, and the
right eye is phenix eye that feel so tired for it always keeps open, but the lefted one do not admit itself got a bridge to communicate with, therefore no one knock it's shut.
7,GULFWAR:第七則"不笑的公主特刊--販賣風趣"公主的鏤空胸部有好笑的乳溝情結,左右兩邊的乳頭正在近行性別主義的對話,令人捧腹大笑.
8,WHAT:第八則"上面發生了什麼事"在天花板有油漆滾筒留下的擦拭痕跡,看起來好像各種日常用品的形狀,其中以無以名狀的成語最為可笑.
9,HAIRDO:第九則"髮型設計"地球儀變成了一個男子的挑染髮型,然而所有的發言卻在揶揄他頭背後自己看不到的黑暗大陸,故未能取名為緋周.
10,PARTWO:第十則"十字架變成十字路口"在十字架中寫上了一些英文標語,是縱橫交錯的交集句,指示此地的方位,以"還沒倒/到"達最引人遐思.
11,TABLE:第十一則"拿哪一種布擦桌子比較乾淨"所有跟布字有關的專有名詞被列舉為當作抹布的選則項,猜猜看那種功能和後果最為想入非非.
12,TRUMPET:第十二則"我只是在號召荀子而已"有一個名叫筍子的男孩正吹著一支巨大的齊人筍,這種英文的勝利的宣言有點兒語意上的玩味.
13,WAY:第十三則"給大衛的信息"幾個奇特型式的保險套內裡包裝了各種刀子的款式,暗喻了陰道瘦小的女性不能承受此種折磨的緣故和笑料感.
14,INDIANBOY:第十四則"在十名次之外落選的是大女人"十個印第安男孩的數字童歌,其實暗示了置之"小"和"男孩"於度外的那個大女性之族群.
15,RAISEFISH:第十五則"我在水缸裡養殖的假魚"因為養死了真的魚,所以就去玩具店打聽有沒有賣飄浮的魚雷或是食人魚,河魨,鯊魚之類的模型,結
果看到一種據說是洗溫泉時可以共用的入浴劑是魚雷狀的玩具,差一點就忘記了時事所報導的國軍魚雷誤射不準的禁忌,我也不敢說要養殖軍艦了.
但是鱷魚,鯨魚,人魚等這些難死的魚類是可以縮小為玩具模型的,我可能會去買假使便宜的話,我的水族箱佈置得那麼恐怖,不知誰才生存得下去?
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