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THIS STORY IS FALLING IN LOVE WITH A DENTIST WHO LOOKS AS MY GUESS JUST LIKE A WEB FRIEND
NAMED DAVID, WHO ESCAPE TO SEE ME IN REALITY DATE, THEREFORE I CAN ONLY GUESS HIS COMPLEX ON TELEPHONE,
WHEN HE ANSWER ME "ARE YOU LOOK LIKE DINERSOURE OR SOMETHING?" I JUST THINK SO LONG A STORY AS BELOW,
AND THE STORY HAPPENED ON RADIO CALL IN, BECAUSE DAVID SEEM LIKE TO CALL N AND CHAT WITH D.J WITH HIS LOVER,
OTHERS ARE MY FANTACY PLOT TO RETURN HIS REFUSE, I DO NOT SUPPOSE TO WRITE IT TO COMPETE WITH DAVID G. THE
WRITER OF MY SAME AGE, BUT TO MAKE FUN WITH THE SERIES OF POP SONGS WHICH BRINGS ME JOY OF FORGETING HURT.
I am Polly, I listen to Radio Billboard for several years, in order to find the key to memorize the roots of vocabularies, that is my
days in high school period. Until the days, my foreign-grand mother send me a set of SHARP-RADIO-MACHINE, it is between red and pink
in color, I loved it very much, and often go to buy records from tape-shop near school, I use the money made and earned fromwriting articles on newspaper,
that radio can receive national counties' station program, I sometimes turn the stero away from one hundred, but after all I will get back to favorite place witch
speaks English in order to learn my majoring at the same time, because we're talking English on class and I need practice in listening, so that I can handle it
correctly by speaking, reading, hearing and also writing skills with standard. I used to buy a lot of records specially stamp the brand and mark of Himalaya,
UFO, and PolyGram, but right now I buy CD in stead of cossets, after I leave school, I choose a set of AIWA-WALKMAN, at the same time, I still use
micro-radio of such brand with my loyalty, and connect it to the phonic box, and enjoy the level of it's sound and voice, that was small enough to hide in my
pocket and bring it to any school I attend. All my CDs were almost buy from Individual-Produce, for I am in fond of underground music and type. Suddenly,
I dream into a kind of performance of chinese body force asthetic, that is called shooting CD by hand and dance like a monk when he fisting. If I dress like a
black , but not one "crazy horse" in the comix book, I would rather show in archtype of a female zener, which makes justice shining. One day when the
D.J express my joke with letter, it is told by following words: my boy friend called on a web girl and ask her if she looked like a dinosaur, when he wonder
with laughter, then she answered"I think you were afraid of dragon!" After that, the D.J receives his girl friend's phone, she named him "dining sauce" and he
doesn't know how to reply, so he says "a friend of dragon" to fool his girl friend, so what's that tale means? And after that, the song by C elin Dion called "I
am a-lier(alive)" sang in the way as the joke shows, and it makes me real happy which is the joystike I want to thank retributing to dear David, who gave me
a Dove last night, with some hatred I called him nickname of self miss-turbing, isn't this a funny theme? That joke hurt my stomach by aching. Actuelly, David
is afreid of this and that with excuses below: he is afreide of stuned on the traffic jam, and also that I am fooling around with address, the last one reason he didn't
come is that I hate dentist at the same day. This joke is really a long one, and I were waiting on the lane in front of the building hall, already one hour more, I
think he is small organ on bosom and a narrow lip to tell the promise. I know I am sometimes crazy on spelling, but who can judge me with correction, when
every joke save my soul, therefore I keep on listening radio of one hundred, in order to take the "survivel"(by destiny child) of my true life. What can I do about
"stronger then yesterday"(by britney spear), I shall go by meanstream consciousness on and on with the chase of music heard mistake-and-under-stood. David
is a swimming POOL let go by me, I become so heapy. What is the D.J's name? I say it is Mrs.Rain, because her husband is Wrong.stupid-ward, I just think
about this when David reminds me that he drove back to mid-sun-rise-bridge, while I ask him come to watch the broken PC, see if there is some problem to
repair of or fix on it, in fact, he calls himself David without day. In G ermany, da is a vocabulary, who knows what is vid reffer to, by guess I remember heaven.
He is "a fried of dragon", and I am hot at potatos, no one will believe joke turned into history like this, both eating by dinner source. I dislike "din-no-saur", it
sounds like madicine, while David get on web at dinner time, don't be too sicks/two six when you got a saur throat, let us call it an end! The myth is when "a fry
of dragon" realizes die-net-saw catch only foolish but not dismiss 001 emergacy, they are all inocent fishes, we should not drag-on them by dangerous undry net
free from sunny bean, not funny been you know. One day in the furture, stero station recreates programs on TV, every saying or dialouge typed on the screen,
and it seems more and more interesting that audiances start to tell jokes concerned about English language, some people even sing happy RAP-MUSIC made by
themselves. As to myself, I called him "pretending Davie" to show my anger, and then David said he is not but pretending the head north, that's too "freak". I
tell the D.J that the posture of hand in Rap music is not directly fuck, but a female attutide of scorpion evil, when the singer chect it out, this suppose to mean funk.
I want to do this novel so descent that nodody break his reading with no fun at all. My possections often "flying without wings", I don't know how to find them
back to me, and I am so worried that someday I may be flying this way too, what can I do? Miracles wastes wisdom so much, who can regain it from reality
knowledge, but not by guessing. After Proffesser. FRANK tells me that my novel is not so qualified as he thought, but I still insist to write down in laughter, then
print it as a whole, no matter how he judges my work, I am not frustrated by literary critic opinions. So I add David the dentist as a role in this novel, and I send
him a Sound-Track made by myself, to let him imagine my moarning on fake hurts. I should had known the D.J is really concern about me with a special Email
letter, he says "It's a Giant joke to understand by Buddhaism, I wish you can explain it by additional words." It's shameful to tell you that I use Byron Heat Power
to clean my back, so I answer the letter with the truth, I hope he can realize my sense of humor is not dirty, while in Chinese it is the opposite(林貝). There is some
cutting through by receiving problems when I was listening to Vick(-tory)-the-wickly-top-faulty(name of radio program Vicky Weekly Top Fourty), because he the
Host is angry with me I guessmistakenly by ears, that spoiled my pleasure on listen and stopped joyfulness. I never listened for my sweet Chokelet Pie, after-all I
have stuned him away of my life, he is not my favorite program, and never the less my companiaship. The Pie is not right for my health, why should I be send by
such gift, I won't be waiting for love like this as all songs make praise for. In fact, my life is broken by each and every song, I don't hear the perfact story as belief,
instead, I trust in Tragedy. In the studio, I heard the angel scream and say "Lost be found" that is a used condom, but I plan to publish this novel by printing pattern,
and find a English tutor to help me read the vocal pronounce of the texture, at last produce one CD, with the background music of my sonnets of buddha sutra.
Tomorrow, I will type a theme of advertisement critic thesis, and I plan to do some concern wit h Buddhaist awakeding and female. First of all, I type a Index of this
report, and some note of book site, more further, thus main point of each chapter. I go to web Chat-Room to ask if there is any foreigner want to request the book
without payment, this novel is package with the enlarge image of my thumb finger copied in black, that is the front of coverage which designed by me. Afte r that, I
go to buy empty new cossets for recording text, and I try every means to find any foreigner who would like to do this job, then I think about JOBY the singer of
underground in Taiwan, I think he may be a possible help, but I don't know how to contact with him, so I need to find another one. Across the bridge of music, there
is a rainball of literature, each song should be treated as art work, just as my writing try hard to do as the same, I believe this is the beginning of the end. Let's write it
down, my only neighbor is sexism, and you are my conclusion that one day come to make me cry, I can't pain for it you know, but something turn me so......until the
ending. I ask my classmates question as below, which answer is most near the explanation on Totally End(一了百了), with buddhaist meaning: (1) one hole in 100
yen coin (2) pay me one hundred at one time (3) over one and hundred dead (4) broke one hundred scord (5) one hundred dollar missed (6) one and hundred both
finished (7) one understand then hundred (8) take the card to give one hundred dollar (9) from hundred back to one (10) one is final count-down when hundred start
(11) once I lost my hundred (12) use one so hundred broke (13) one startle the hundred (14) one said to make hundred people know (15) don't lose your one exchange
for hundred (16) just push one and two zero the botton (17) dail one first then twice zero on telephone (18) code number is one and hundred (19) page one make you
see through hundred page (20) one hundred with the underline. Well, David is an empty face, I have never seen him in reality, he does not know why I buy a digital
piano to practice pop music, nor do I understand why he get that kind of fair report so shameful, all I know is that he seem to hate washing my sick tooth, and also the
order I told him to fix on. Can you believe he has one type of charicteristic about having sex with his female patients, that amount is out of counting, I don't think there
is something else to be repaired, so I often refuse his asking for bitterness. I don't want to love back, having sex in reality to harm myself too much, maybe loving
forward is just the same effect.(TO BE CONTINUED)That is my sacred love and devotion to do it, somehow my face being shuttered by sin and crime, for I made
goat ironic meaning on saint, I betray religional emphisize. It used to be my history when I am so fond of flying horse, now I shuold turn over by my pride so sinking
and slant. I am "Mrs.inDependent" but not curse on Mr.Monsterous ghost, this is fate of not able to be falling in love thought-out life. Sometimes but few that the radio
refuse me from listening, so it fell to be quiet that I don't know what cause it, the fack is nobody touch that dail, but it stops sending any voice without reason. If one
day the Radio crush down by political effect, then I will have no happiness any more, and be sure nothing engines my pleasure of living, that's why I can/t live without
music. It does no good to envy myself, if I love to listen to the world, that must be happiness news, which goes no against to my fantacy. I use literature so as it uses me,
there is no nearest route to get high if you don't even love it, and the real gladness is frenzy which I can't lie to myself. I hate to use perfume on my body but on atmosphere,
how can David judge me that I'm not feel for female attitude? So soon that it "seems so yesterday" that lovers don't care if I will be OK, and I dislike to talk about before
in such a sentamental way, because I'm not confess as a loser to male. David symbolized my forget in Romance, just like some one can't bare the cake on face, even though
it is made by Pie of butter white. I already remember nothing but my own, in the mind of David, he forever will treat Linda as a fancy lie. The seeds of Lotus is soft after
cooked, but excuses is hard, just befor you dtecided to be in love, no one can lay you down. It is simple truth when you sense the sexuallity, this is ment to be for being
your own sexus and gender, deny can only make you miserable, not saying to prevent it from happen or conscious for it. Only if there is middle in between, but don't ask
me or count on the theory as must be, because it always keep on secret. Why "everybody wants a lover like that", it's the reason that people love to be produced, this means
to be treated kink as one satisfy, whoever speak torture as joy is such a pretending cliche. While the story keep going on the way I feel, should I use another different language
to describe it? Let me tell you David, you are out of my dream, so don't say sorry for your discovery, I can't remark it. That was the bigest joke I have never heard, there are
so many David in the world, nobody knows which one I'm talking about, of course not the singer star who is coming to Taiwan for a show guest, it must be Craq the
popular I think. But he will not be my bubble gum, and I refer not to David king in Bible, knock knock, who is of David of my due heart? I cathisn't reach that for I don't
even meet him before. It is just my mood to tell by such kind of ambigious words, in my whole life I never believe David who will be rescue of my doom, as far as I
can see, he is my tragedy mate. As I think so, my mind get rid of shadow clouds, I will keep spiritual alive by all alone, need not to rely on anyone else to give me a
beautiful marriage. On double Ten day, I slept all day long for I am so tired to be awaked, may Buddha forgive me on that full moon night, I did not make a wonder
wish for it. I can't believe myself say things so wisdom, right now I just can't resist freedom, lest it do me adventage for ever after. Am I speaking too loud? Dyploma
makes my thought dirty as skin, it's not easy to cure clean and shine, after all I still be dominated by devil. That's why even I hate David, I still willing and eager to see
him face by face, as my dare I told him that I will wait for him, but I try to ignore him after the first time being sduned by his promise lies, I swared cross my heart not
to trust him no more. I don't wonder "what's your favor" any more, because it might be favior, favorite, foreward, flavor or even the opposite, that's much too far from
my brain to figure it out, but I wish this be a terefic ending. Haven't I told you, nor haven't you heard from me that I heavy hate man's lies, I am trying pretend to be
"adidited to you", because you're afraid that I am your heart breaker. I don't allow you end me this way, at least you should enter my key of sencere heart so previously.
"Why you and I" in such missing world can not be company, you make me feel like lost in the game, so I must "give you out of my hand", go on think about it yourself
in the same state, let it out of your head, while I rather keep my neatrual life free. Nobody can sit on a chair and talk love affair wIith me, I really don't want to tell you why,
for I have no continuing with you to mark, at the same time you won't reply me, don't you know "its digger then my body" to tell the truth? How can you comuncate with
me by such complicated situation unknow? Don't answer me "it's more then life" in return, say that you missing something to make you temperary high, just to satisfy me,
please take no blame on me. Recently Flash Mob "take on me", and I am taking me on him with a letter to his mob situation, wonder where I get this courage to be safe.
The family of Mob give me so many informatioun on web and all surround my literary gardon, I have to cut that trick on me just like trash fade away. It's no way for me
to accepe tt crash , for it makes no use for a splendid article to be prized.(I plan to reply them by auto letter message such as "go to my as hole" and "slamp your face")
If that Mr. Mob is my authority, and he will punish my struggle action, whather such event could be art or somthing of funky, the answer has not been chosen by me.
Maybe he is sun set but all I need is some one love me tenderly, no matter who he is, how I wish luck come to find me indeed.(Blame I end this story here)PollyWoo
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