今天跟一堆韓國人開會開了一整天，
除了驚訝於他們的友善&open minded之外，
對於「韓國式的英文」也有了初步的understanding。
韓國人的舌頭好像很習於「縮起來」，
發音挺有趣的！
其中一人起初說什麼都聽不懂，
後來才慢慢聽出，
他的 [f] 都發 [p] 的音~~
後來回到座位，
同事傳了這個mail，
聽完之後，
狂笑了一分鐘！
好久沒這樣大笑了，
自從去年底以來......
要連結上檔案再一邊聽一邊看喔！
好笑~~ 雖不太文雅:p
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語音檔:
http://img01.rockacola.com/big5/download/11042_31724.mp3
內容:
"peace on you"
one day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel,in the morning
I go down to eat a breakfast.
I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .
she brings me only one piece.
I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the toilet".
I say "you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on my plate".
She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch".
I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch!!
Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant.
The waiter brings me a Spoon and a knief but no fock.
I tell her "I wanna a fock" and
she tella me :"everyone wanna fuck".
I tella her " you don't undertsand me...I wanna fock on the table".
She say : "you better not fuck on the table you sonnawabitch."
So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed.
I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet".
he tell me to Go the toilet.
I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on my bed".
He say:"you better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch".
I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said " peace on you".
and I say : " Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth". I gonna back to Italy!
