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詐騙集團v.s.百萬大富翁
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今天玩到快笑死
                                                                          
同事還陪我一起玩...
                                                                             
上班上到一半 突然有電話
                                                                             
一接
                                                                             
詐：喂! 妳知道我是誰嗎 (聲音真的很甜...
                                                                             
我：這裡是百萬大富翁 恭喜妳可以參加我們的機會命運
                                                                             
     現在現場獎金已經累積到 九萬元了(很久前玩過一次了再玩玩
                                                                             
我：請問您現在收看的是什麼節目~
                                                                             
詐：是不是 百萬大富翁
                                                                             
我：可以確定一下你的答案嗎?
                                                                             
詐：百 百萬大富翁
                                                                             
我：恭喜妳 馬上參加我們的機會命運得現金-----
                                                                             
詐：謝謝(緊張
                                                                             
我：來來來 --- 請問現在電視上 妳有看到我們的機會命運的牌子嗎?
                                                                             
詐：有的(？？？
                                                                             
我：那請問你要選擇機會還是命運?
                                                                             
詐：(靜...
                                                                             
我：okok  思考一下
  (媽的同事狂笑 我用擴音
                                                                             
詐：我可以選機會嗎?
                                                                             
我：好 !我幫你瞄一下~
                                                                             
我：要不要換 要嗎
                                                                             
同事：換換換換換~
                                                                             
詐：那我可以換嗎??
                                                                             
我：可以XD
                                                                             
詐：那我改成命運~
                                                                             
我：那我在幫你瞄一下(^_^)
                                                                             
同事：再換再換再換XD
                                                                             
詐：又要換 不是只有二個嗎?
                                                                             
我：這樣就要看妳的決定了~
                                                                             
詐：好吧 !那我決定命運.
                                                                             
我：是的!  那我要翻開命運了 ,是否有獎金九萬元呢?
                                                                             
      讓我們進一下廣告!!!!!
                                                                             
詐：蛤, 還有廣告!
                                                                             
我：開玩笑的 !因為妳中了我們的現場命運大獎 九萬元~~~
                                                                             
詐：真的嗎(尖叫  謝謝謝謝謝謝謝*n
                                                                             
我：那我將電話留給我們的工作人員, 麻煩妳留一下資料,方便寄獎金.
                                                                             
詐：好好好
                                                                             
                                                                             
此時換我同事上陣 其他人已經笑的東倒西歪
                                                                             
同：九萬元會扣掉一些稅 所以實際上妳不會拿到九萬整,這樣可以嗎?
                                                                             
詐：當然可以!
                                                                             
同：那麻煩留一下妳的地址 ,我要將支票寄過去,
                                                                             
詐：好 我想一下地址(還想咧...
                                                                             
詐：高雄市三民區 恩~~恩~~~  等我一下!
                                                                             
詐：我們這裡地址是多少阿 我中獎了, 要寄錢過來的.
                                                                             
其他詐：妳是白吃嗎 幹你娘咧 你他媽有種把這裡的地址跟人家說
                                                                             
       妳被騙了妳知道不知道 有沒有腦袋阿
                                                                             
       妳他媽要是把這裡的地址說出去 信不信我打妳
                                                                             
詐：幹麼騙我阿 無聊也
                                                                             
同：小姐 我們騙你也沒好處 我們現場都有律師證明
                                                                             
       如果妳不要這筆獎金 我們就累積送給下一位了
                                                                             
詐：他們說他們有律師證明 不是騙人的
                                                                             
其他詐：律妳媽啦  操  浪費錢是不是把電話掛了
                                                                             
詐：不說了 掰掰

 

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