Be Careful What You Say

很有趣的轉寄信~!!
這是一段夫妻的對話，要看到最後，就知道發生什麼事了～^0^

Would You marry Again? - Priceless 

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading

when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question.... 

WIFE: "What would you do if I died?

Would you get married Again?" 

HUSBAND: 
"Definitely not!" 

WIFE: "Why not? 
Don't you like being married?" 

HUSBAND: "Of course I do.." 

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? " 

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." 

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) 

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) 

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" 

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." 

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" 

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" 

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" 

HUSBAND: 
"Probably, it is almost new." 

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" 

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." 

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" 

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." 

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you? 

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times." 

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs? 

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." 

WIFE: -- silence -- 

HUSBAND: "shit."