朋友发来的，读了觉得很有意思，
毕竟搞销售的都有同感吧。。。
What is marketing
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ’ I am very rich. Marry me! ’ - That’s Direct Marketing’
2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: ’ He’s very rich. ’Marry him.’ -That’s Advertising’
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: ’ Hi, I’m very rich. ’Marry me - That’s Telemarketing’
4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a
drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:’By the way, I’m rich. Will you ’Marry Me?’ - That’s Public Relations’
5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:’You are very rich! ’Can you marry ! Me?’ - That’s Brand Recognition’
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ’I am very rich. Marry me!’ She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - ’ That’s Customer Feedback ’
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ’I am very rich. Marry me!’ And she introduces you to her husband. - ’That’s demand and supply gap’
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: ’I’m rich. Will you marry me?’ and she goes with him - ’That’s competition eating into your market share’
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: ’I’m rich, Marry me!’ your wife arrives. - ’ That’s restriction for entering new markets ’
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