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It just occurred to me that a few weeks ago there was a English Speech Contest held by the Department of Applied English at our school.
I attended to see the performance of juniors and seniors...
Now they are so amazing!!! Quite good in oral performance!!!
And one of the topic was "If I were an inventor"...
At this fucking moment, here I mean final exam, it just reminds me of the topic inadvertently....
If I got this topic at that time, I would definitely give a god damn excellent speech!!! Why? Because if I were an inventor, I would like to invent an "automatic thesis writing machine" to help all the suffers get through all these shits without pain!!!
You just key in the topic you want to do research, and the machine will automatically not only search the literatures for you, write the abstract and introduction for you, but also help design and choose methodology appropriate for this research, analayze the data and finally come out with the results, conclusion, and limitations!!!
What a fucking excellent machine it is!!!
But going back to reality, I am still a god damn stupid student, not an inventor....That is to say, I still have to fight for the god damn term papers at this fucking moment!!!
So....if there is anyone who can invent this kind of machine in the near future, please contact me, and I will surely buy one....
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