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*A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. *

* 有一個男人跟他一天到晚只會抱怨的妻子 來到耶路撒冷渡假。 *

*While they were there, the wife passed away.*

*在渡假當中,他的妻子突然去世了。 *

*The undertaker told the husband,** **"You can have her shipped home for $5,000,** or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land , for $150."*

* 葬儀社的人跟他說:您可以選擇花**$5,000** 將尊夫人的遺體 運回您的國家,或者花 **$150**把她葬在這聖地耶路撒冷。 *

*The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shippedhome.*

* 那人想了一會兒,就跟葬儀社的人說他要把她運回家鄉。*

*The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife** home,when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"*

* 葬儀 社的人不解地問他說:為何您寧可花 **$5,000**把尊夫人運回家鄉,而不願意將她葬在 這美好之地,而且花更少錢呢? *

*The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here,and three days later, he rose from the dead."*

* 那人回答:很久以前,有一個人在這裡死了,埋在這裡,過了三天, 他又復活了。 *

*【聖經記述 **..**耶穌死後第三天復活】 *
*He continued: "I just can’t take that chance..."*

*他繼續說著:我就是不想冒這個險 **...*

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