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各國男人的性器官

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環球小姐機智問答最辣的一題                       
                                                                             
Question: Ms. UK, how do you describe a male organ in your country?      
問：英國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。                                      
 Ms. UK: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.  
 英國小姐：英國的男性器官像紳士。                                            
 Question: How can you say so?                                                
 問：為什麼呢？                                                               
 Ms. UK: Because it stands every time it sees a woman......               
 英國小姐：因為只要一看到女士，他們就會起立......  
(Applause~~~~~~)                                                         
(鼓掌~~~~~~~ )                                                                
                                                                              
Question: Ms. Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?        
問：西班牙小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。                                    
 Ms. Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull)                                                                   
西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官像鬥牛。                                        
Question: How can you say so?                                                
問：為什麼呢？                                                               
Ms. Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.                  
西班牙小姐：因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。                                      
(Applause~~~~~~)                                                       
(鼓掌~~~~~~ )                                                                
                                                                              
Question: Ms. Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?         
問： 伊朗小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。                                      
Ms. Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.          
伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官像賊。                                               
Question: How can you say so?                                                
問：為什麼呢？                                                               
Ms. I ran: Because they like to enter through the back door.                  
伊朗小姐：因為他們總愛走門。                                               
(Applause~~~~~~)      
(鼓掌~~~~~~)                                                                           
Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?        
問：中 國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。                                      
 Ms. China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in China are like Deng Siu Ping.  
中國小姐：中國的男性器官像鄧小平.                                           
Question: How can you say so?                                                
問：為什麼呢？                                                               
Ms. China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90.                     
中國小姐：短小精幹，但卻可以工作到九十歲。                                  
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)                 
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌 )                                        
Question: Ms Taiwan, how do you describe a male organ in your country?       
問：台灣小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。                                       
Ms. Taiwan: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Taiwan are like Politician.                                                                   
台灣小姐：台灣男性的器官像「政治人物」。                                       
Question: How can you say so?                                                
問：為什麼呢？                                                               
Ms. Taiwan: Can’t work at all, but still brag and quibble rascally.           
台灣小姐：明明不行，還要硬拗、賴皮逞強。                                     
( 鼓掌、鼓掌，鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌，鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑、大笑) 
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