朕實在是每個人捧在手心裡的心肝寶貝
聽聞朕龍體微恙的壞消息
遠在加拿大的賽門副總就立刻親自來信給朕噓寒問暖
順便教訓一下朕
望朕能以國家大局為重及早戒煙...
不過賽門副總是敝公司的研發教父
所以連噓寒問暖的方式都要有工程研發底子的人才看得懂呀
下文賽門副總的寫文格式是敝公司的設計變更通知單(簡稱ECR...)
賽門副總您真是對朕太用心了...
From: 昭和王子
Sent: Monday, October 11, 2010 11:26 AM
To: Manager(部門主管)
Subject: 昭和王子今天(10/11)下午4點半後不在公司
Dear all managers
我今天10/11(一)下午要去醫院回診看檢驗報告
下午4點半後請假不在公司
若有事找我請打我手機
(基本上,我個人現在相當佩服台灣醫界的作業流程真是世界級的嚴謹
從我樣本送檢開始,算算已經整整三週過去了,我都掉了整整5公斤
檢驗報告今天才終於通過所有測試程序後堂堂出爐
如果真是超級細菌的話
以這種作業效率
我看我也早就掛了吧….
所以今天去看報告只是看心安
順便協助醫院結案的了….)
所以請各位不要擔心,我會好好照顧自己的
謝謝
昭和王子
From: 賽門副總
Sent: Tuesday, October 12, 2010 2:12 AM
To: 昭和王子
Subject: eECR
Dear 昭和王子
[v]eECR [ ]eECN [ ]eECR2C(Engineering Change Request to Customer)
變更前//Original Design:
Smoking;smoking keep smoking
……
變更後//New Design:
Quit smoking
改用新料
變更理由//Reason for Change:
Health
RD錯誤責任歸屬, Who? (after C2, 錯誤責任必須追究檢討)
直接責任: RD not involved
Failure Mode//失效模式: after C2, Failure Mode必須檢討, Failure Mode之描述 應該足以成為日後教材&Design Guideline
…整整三週過去了,掉了整整5公斤
變更範圍//Scope
…
變更衝擊//Impact of this Engineering Change:
需要做哪些實驗來驗證// Required Validation Test:
[ ]100set On Production Line
[ ]10set Pilot Run, monitor by engineer ___________, test method:______________________________
[v]即時上線, 工程師上線追蹤異常 (只有風險極低的設變 才能如此)
變更時機//Timing of this Engineering Change:
[V]舊料香菸使用到完為止 [ ]停止使用舊料 [ ]無舊料,無庫存 [ ]_________ (左列必選一)
修模時機/變更時機:
[V]Now, it’s now, do not hesitate. Take good care of yourself. [ ]待其他修模/變更項目順便進行 [ ]NA (必選題)
end of eECN & eECR template.
From: 昭和王子
Sent: Tuesday, October 12, 2010 9:55 AM
To: 賽門副總
Subject: RE: eECR
Dear 賽門副總
非常感謝您的誠摯關心
為了公司的永續經營與大好江山
昭和王子在此跟您掛保證
我一定不會輕易掛掉的啦
不過…您沒有找出真因喔!!
執行變更前請一定要先對不良品進行徹底的貼身觀察!!
麻煩請見回覆!!
謝謝
昭和王子
[v]eECR [ ]eECN [ ]eECR2C(Engineering Change Request to Customer)
變更前//Original Design:
Drinking;drinking keep drinking every night over 10 years !!
變更後//New Design:
Quit drinking
改用新料
變更理由//Reason for Change:
Health (for body & soul)
RD錯誤責任歸屬, Who? (after C2, 錯誤責任必須追究檢討)
直接責任:How come all of the god dame wine, the whiskey and the beer are so charming and exciting to 昭和王子!?
Failure Mode//失效模式: after C2, Failure Mode必須檢討, Failure Mode之描述 應該足以成為日後教材&Design Guideline
…整整三週過去了,掉了整整5公斤
…So I have quit dinking 3 weeks! It’s Miracle to me!! Thanks God !!
變更範圍//Scope
…
變更衝擊//Impact of this Engineering Change:
需要做哪些實驗來驗證// Required Validation Test:
[ ]100set On Production Line
[ ]10set Pilot Run, monitor by engineer ___________, test method:______________________________
[v]即時上線, 工程師上線追蹤異常 (只有風險極低的設變 才能如此)
變更時機//Timing of this Engineering Change:
[ ]舊料好酒使用到完為止 [V]停止使用舊料 [ ]無舊料,無庫存 [ ]_________ (左列必選一)
修模時機/變更時機:
[V]Now, it’s now. Take good care by myself. [ ]待其他修模/變更項目順便進行 [ ]NA (必選題)
I am a very very good boy from now on,
so every papa in office
please don’t worry
and don’t preach to me any more….
From: 賽門副總
Sent: Wednesday, October 13, 2010 6:16 AM
To: 昭和王子
Subject: eECR
I also keep drinking for 6 years (in university & army)
But after that, I ECN
Now, body decay, even I want to drink, body do not allow me.
Well, you still have to ECN that smoking.
Every papa preaching to you because loving you!
(本文配樂:天后娜姊傳頌天下世界名曲--Papa don't preach!!)
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