【 Serva Me , Serva Bote. 】 要聽好聽的話請轉個彎 要聽難聽的話請往前開. 讓我們一起撞倒電線桿 拔掉點滴罐 享受這一次爆炸 然後得到一點小小的自由天堂.

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I wish that I were smart, then I could fool this world.
我希望我很聰明，這樣我就可以欺騙這個世界。
(I wish that I were rich, then I could be so whatever.)
我希望我很有錢，這樣我就可以隨便亂來。
I wish that I were pretty, then I'd have a lot of friends.
我希望我很漂亮，這樣我就會有很多朋友。
(I wish that I were ugly, so nobody gave a damn.)
我希望我很醜，這樣就沒有人會理我。

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I wish I hadn't gone to hell, I wish you would listen.
我希望我下過了地獄，我希望你會聽見我說的話。
I wish you would forgive me, and give me what I want.
我希望你會原諒我，然後給我所有我想要的東西。

I wish that I were straight, then I could sleep around.
我希望我是異性戀，這樣我就可以隨便跟別人上床。
(I wish I were a slut, dancing naked in da club.)
我希望我是個蕩婦，裸體在夜店裡跳舞。
I wish I were your mother, so I could teach you what is right.
我希望我是妳的媽媽，這樣我就可以告訴你什麼是對的事。
(I wish I were your father, and fuck your mamma twice a night.)
我希望我是妳的爸爸，這樣我就可以一晚幹你媽媽兩次。

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I wish I were not myself, and never be called asshole.
我希望我不是我自己，這樣就沒有人會叫我渾帳。