話說~~
在很古老的中國~~
有一個叫做牛郎和一個叫織女的兩支"靈體"(它們應該不是人吧?!我的歷史不好...)
他們相愛了很久很久~~~
但是也不知道為了蝦米代誌造成了他們只能在農曆的七月七日才可以在一起~~
所以這天就成為了中國古老的"情人節"~~
又有另一個恐怖的傳說~~
只要在七夕這一天啊~~
有另一半的情侶若是沒陪在另一半的身邊....
在那天的晚上.............女生就會發現........牛郞在他的身邊(男生的話就是織女).............慢慢著他的斧頭(織女就會磨著她的繡花針).........然後.....................................................................
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.............................................................你也真乖啊!明明知道我歷史不好,還一直看我屁下去~~真是#$%.....呆吶!!哇哈哈哈~~~第二個是我亂掰的啦!!(不過...現在是七月...還是不要亂來...)
反正就是情人節快樂啦!!!
P.S 還看什麼看!!快去陪陪自己的"阿那答"啦!!再不去陪他,他就要變成恐怖的牛郎,拿斧頭亂砍了啦(再不然就是變成織女把你身上所有的洞都縫起來了啦!!)!!
我家那支死小孩....不知道跑哪去了.....氣死我!!(就是在說你啦!!還在看別人!!)....放我一個人在家.....算了!!其實....我也是剛剛才知道今天是情人節的.........(我很誠實!!所以不可以打我!!)
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