沒有了娘的孩子, 躁底!＠may i tell... ...

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沒有了娘的孩子, 躁底!

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這幾天的「躁底」同事都發現了:

對付keyboard電話運勁用死力,

對著同學擺臭臉,

對著電腦熒幕唸黑魔咒... ...

這種種都還好,

至少是個發洩的渠道.

可是近日,

我竟被一件日常最不看重的事惹得「躁底」升級,

竟然,

那竟然是為了吃!

起床前,

耗盡每刻每分跟床褥被舖纏綿鬼混(俗稱「磨爛蓆」)是正常的;

起床後,

直到最後一秒仍不遺餘力地重組眼耳口鼻也是女生必需的,

儘管如此,

以往總能調節相應步速而一路無阻地準時抵達辦公室,

但這陣子卻狼狽到不得了,

陣腳大亂,

只因上班途中加插了張羅早餐和午飯的環節.

(一向我以為可有可無的環節,

現在有慢慢在體會用腦袋比身體需要更多糖分的玄機.)

兩餐的決擇好煩啊,

躁底!

排隊等付錢,

躁底!!

伍佰圓紙幣不能找換,

躁底!!!

根本從出門以後整個人就輕易進入「躁底」狀態,

上班後應有的EQ更不能維持了,

要知道,

那絕不是單純的morning blue.

事必有因,

平日不注重吃的我,

生殺大權依然落在舍下行政總廚娘親大人手上.

年近歲晚,

傳統酒家有提早收爐的慣例,

好讓員工能夠回鄉度歲,

我家總廚竟有樣學樣,

但她提早收爐是跑去替別人當家,

增加外快收入以過肥年,

結果爐灶主權落入「才不幫你思前想後」的阿爹手上,

午餐飯盒注定泡湯不在話下,

早餐當然要自生自滅了,

湯水這等費時工夫更早與我家廚房絕緣.

用心良苦,

苦了誰呢?

唉.

自知「躁底」,

今早還喉嚨痛,

本打算買一瓶熱雪梨茶作早餐,

九點鐘九龍塘健康工房的店員小姐竟說:

「不好意思,

飲品還沒熱好,

只有冰的.」

(公司的杯在冬天時轉用了保溫杯... 不能叮... ...)

what the fxxk~!!!

王菀之〈Mary Had a Little Clock〉

作曲：王菀之
填詞：王菀之

Mary had a little clock that works in its own way
just another afternoon in May
children playing birds were singing postmen said hello
what if Mary wasn't late that day

Johnny was a lonely man who has not much to say
he's now on the roof to say goodbye
he was so in love with Mary when she was engaged
sadly he was not her fiance

so God I ask why today
are they not dear enough to you?
did they not pray?
is that how you work your way?
now I'm so afraid
to some it was one fine day
to them the very end of life well that's their fate
so that's how people come and go
what's gonna happen no one knows

Johnny took a breath and quietly he jumped off the roof
what if Mary wasn't late that day

so God I ask why today
are they not dear enough to you?
did they not pray?
is that how you work your own way?
now I'm so afraid
to some it was one fine day
to them the very end of life well that's their fate
so that's how people come and go
what's gonna happen no one knows

so God I ask why today
well she had everything she dreamt of yesterday
but now the happiness subside
will she rest in peace in her own grave?
but' him I dare not say,
he landed on her head and broke her neck they say
so that's how tragic life can be
too bad that many still don't see

Mary had a little clock that works in its own way
yet she never has another day

p.s.被卡文說我懶了.