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不華麗但很有意思的一些話

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不華麗但很有意思的一些話


 

 

 

 

 


 

                                                     

                           

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   01,紳士無非就是耐心的狼。                                                       

                                                                                     

   02,老鼠嘲笑貓的時候,身旁必有一個洞。                                           

                                                                                    

   03,女人吻男人是一種幸福,男人吻女人是一種口福。                                 

                                                                                    

   04,男人:二十歲的時候,是半成品;三十歲的時候,是成品;四十歲                   

       的時候,是精品;五十歲的時候,是極品;六十歲的時候,是樣品;                 

       七十歲的時候,是紀念品。                                                      

                                                                                    

   05,站在山頂和站在山腳下的兩人,雖然地位不同,但在對方眼里,同                   

       樣的渺小。                                                                   

                                                                                     

   06,結論就是你懶得再想下去的地方。――路的盡頭,仍然是路,只要                     

       你願意走。                                                                   

                                                                                     

   07,使我們不快樂的,都是一些芝麻小事,我們可以躲閃一頭大象,卻                   

       躲不開一隻蒼蠅。                                                             

                                                                                     

   08,最好的與最壞的創造了歷史,平庸之輩則繁衍了種族。                             

                                                                                    

   09,在這世上唯一件事比別人議論更糟,那就是無人議論你。                           

                                                                                     

   10,一顆將爆的炸彈比一顆已爆的炸彈恐怖得多。                                     

                                                                                    

   11,成功---便是站起比倒下多一次。                                                 

                                                                                    

   12,失敗並不意味你浪費了時間和生命。失敗表明你有理由重新開始。                   

                                                                                    

   13,人生中有時不去冒險比冒險更危險。                                             

                                                                                    

   14,所有的人都站在一邊並不一定是好事,譬如他們都站在船的一邊。                   

                                                                                    

   15,許多人爬到了梯子的頂端,卻發現梯子架錯了牆。                                 

                                                                                    

   16,使學生喪失信心是教師最大的犯罪。                                             

                                                                                    

   17,十之八九,爭論的結果是雙方比以前更相信自己絕對正確。                         

                                                                                     

   18,偶然的成功比失敗更可怕。                                                     

                                                                                    

   19,才華其實就是把與人相同的聰明用到與眾不同的地方。                             

                                                                                     

   20,狀態是幹出來的,而不是等出來的。                                             

                                                                                    

   21,道歉是為將來再次冒犯打下伏筆。                                                

                                                                                    

   22,所謂百依百順,就是為了某種不可告人的目的在未完成前,所表現                   

       的不同尋常的耐心。                                                            

                                                                                    

   23,所謂兒童不宜,其實就是大人們令人感動地把犯錯誤的危險留給了                   

      自己。                                                                        

                                                                                     

   24,你想以 40km/h的速度開車到80歲,還是以 80km/h的速度開車到                       

      40歲?                                                                        

                                                                                     

   25,在敵人面前,誰先鎮定下來,誰就離勝利不遠了。                                 

                                                                                    

   26,所有的人都是平凡的,有些人因知道這一點而真正成了平凡的人。                   

                                                                                     

   27,乞丐就是一種向你的良心征稅的人。                                             

                                                                                    

   28,所謂大難不死,就是有了災禍之後,得到的不是同情,而是莫名其                   

       妙的祝賀。                                                                   

                                                                                    

   29,處在社交圈中是一種煩惱,而超脫出來簡直是一場悲劇。                            

                                                                                    

   30,厭倦,就是一個人吃完盤子裡的食物後對盤子的感情。                             

                                                                                     

   31,參加追悼會的程序常常是,先受一次深刻的人生教育,然後大家一                   

       起抽煙喝酒打牌。                                                             

                                                                                    

   32,知識是一種使求知者吃得越多越覺得餓的糧食。                                    

                                                                                    

   33,羞恥心就像人的內衣,必要時脫掉了沒什麼,關鍵是為誰脫掉。                     

                                                                                     

   34,愛情是會沈底的,在平淡的日子里,最重要的是經常輕輕晃一晃盛                   

       裝愛情的『水杯』。                                                           

                                                                                    

   35,戰爭:用舌頭解不開就用牙齒咬吧!                                              

                                                                                    

   36,憎恨別人就像為了逮住一只耗子而不惜燒毀你自己的房子。但耗子                   

       不一定逮到了。                                                                

                                                                                    

   37,每個人的一生都有許多夢想,但如果其中一個不斷攪擾著你,剩下                   

       的就僅僅是行動了。                                                           

                                                                                    

   38,世上只有想不通的人,沒有走不通的路。                                         

                                                                                    

   39,幸運之神的降臨,往往只是因為你多看了一眼,多想了一下,多走                   

       了一步。                                                                     

                                                                                    

   40,失敗發生在徹底的放棄之後。                                                   

                                                                                    

   41,所謂敵人,不過是那些迫使我們自己變得強大的人。                               

                                                                                     

   42,膽怯的人在危險前被嚇住了;懦弱的人在危險中被嚇住了;勇敢的                   

       人在危險過後被嚇住了。                                                       

                                                                                     

   43,反腐敗的風險常常大於搞腐敗的風險。                                           

                                                                                    

   44,使人疲憊的不是遠方的高山,而是鞋裡的一粒沙子。                               

                                                                                     

   45,家庭的幸福需夫妻共同努力,而破壞它,一人就夠了。                             

                                                                                    

   46,最了解你的人有時不是你的朋友,而是你的敵人。                                  

                                                                                    

   47,你若不想做,會找一個或無數

 

 

 

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