An old man, turned 98
He won the lottery, and died the next day
It’s a black fly in your chardonnay
It’s a death row pardon, two minutes too late
And isn’t it ironic?
Don’t you think?
It’s like rain, on your wedding day
It’s a free ride, when you’ve already late
It’s the good advice, that you just didn’t take
And who would’ve thought? It figures
Mr.Play-It-Safe, was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase, and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life, to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought,”Well isn’t this nice”?
And isn’t it ironic?
Don’t you think?
It’s like rain, on your wedding day
It’s a free ride, when you’ve already late
It’s the good advice, that you just didn’t take
And who would’ve thought? It figures
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything’s okay and everything’s going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out
When you think everything’s gone wrong and everything blows up in your face
A traffic jam, when you’re already late
A no smoking sign, on your cigarette break
It’s like ten thousand spoons, when all you need is a knife
It’s meeting the man of my dreams, and then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn’t it ironic?
Don’t you think?
A little too ironic?
Yeah I really do think
It’s like rain, on your wedding day
It’s a free ride, when you’ve already paid
It’s the good advice, that you just don’t take
And who would’ve thought?
It figures
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
And life has a funny, funny way, of helping you out
Helping you out
一個老頭活到九十八歲
中了彩票第二天就死了
白葡萄酒裏掉進了只黑蒼蠅
赦免遲到了2分鐘上了電椅
是不是很諷刺。。你覺得呢？
就好像你婚禮那天下大雨
付過錢才發現還有免費的便宜可占
好的建議你就是沒有採納
誰想得到。。這種事有多少
安全第一先生害怕坐飛機
他收拾好行李吻別了兒女
他這倒楣的一輩子就坐了這一次飛機
當飛機墜毀的時候他還在想
“嗯，不是很好嘛“
是不是很諷刺。。你覺得呢？
生活會用一種滑稽的方式絆上你
當你覺得一切都好
一切都順利的時候
生活也會用一種滑稽的方式幫助你
當你覺得一切都出問題
一切都在你面前搞砸的時候
都遲到了還遇上塞車
抽根煙休息卻看到禁煙標誌
就好像給你一萬把勺子
而你需要的只是一把餐刀
就好像剛遇到你的夢中情人
接著又遇到他的漂亮老婆
是不是很諷刺。。你覺得呢？
太諷刺了點。。我真的覺得
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