（pic: 用一年青春換得的「黑師傅」捲心酥，咖啡口味。）
前陣子在報台上提到訂貨後得等一年才能得到回音的「黑師傅」捲心酥，
引起同胞們熱烈的迴響
大家應該很好奇這麼大牌的捲心酥「尊容」長啥樣
台長現在就把照片快遞到各位的電腦螢幕上，供大家「瞻仰」。
這罐子寄到台長家前已經繞行台灣一周，所以外殼有些凹陷，
但打開蓋子，裡頭的捲心酥仍毫髮未傷、根根屹立不搖！
體長十五公分，稱得上是餅乾界的姚明。
這咖啡口味外層酥皮有香濃的咖啡氣味，
內層的白色糖霜滿厚的，但甜而不膩。
除此之外還有草莓、巧克力、奶酥……等不同的口味。
相較之下，我對奶酥口味最為好奇，
宇軒卻告訴我那是最少人訂的，
台長的品味果然異於常人。
罐子上有訂購專線：（02）2992-2348
專線僅供參考用，基本上話筒應該是被拿起來了，因為電話完全打不進去！
如果重撥鍵的觸感可以讓閣下手指得到快感的話，請儘情撥打。
即使有幸撥通了，
您的訂購單會被老闆塞到床底下，一年後才拿出來處理。
然後，就在您完全忘卻某年某月的某一天，您曾為一桶捲心酥怠廢工作、撥電話撥到指尖瘀血之際，
它紅通通的身影突然出現在您家門口！
台長何德何能，宇軒妹妹竟然願意廢寢忘餐為我訂購屌牌捲心酥，
為了表達本人的感激之情，特地寫了一篇英文作文以謳歌她偉大的情操！
（宇軒：台長有時間寫英文作文還不如寫信去日本 request橘慶太到我家幫我過生日～～羞）
【Products That Cost Me More than Just Money】
Recently, a jar of crisp wafer rolls（捲心酥） and a beautiful garment（衣裳） made me realize that, some products not only cost money, but also require persistence（堅持）.
Last week, one of my online pals Shandy（我幫「宇軒」取的英文名字） sent me a package. Inside the wrapping was a jar of coffee wafer rolls. These wafer rolls were freshly made, and the thick layer of custard（蛋奶糖霜） inside the wafer rolls was extremely delicious. I asked Shandy where I could get them. She replied, “I can email you the address, but you have to wait in line for approximately a year to get them.”
“But I don’t want to wait that long! Since the entrepreneur（企業主） knows the wafer rolls are hot, why doesn’t he expand his plant（不是植物唷，這兒是指工廠）? Why does he keep customers waiting?” I grumbled（牢騷滿腹）.
The second story involved a certain brand of clothing that I genuinely（和truly意思一樣，裝高尚用的） adore. The brand’s name is E.E.P. I love their clothing because the design is unique, and their prices are reasonable. However, like the wafer rolls, it’s not easy to purchase（同buy，也是惺惺作態用的字） them either. E.E.P. distributes（發行） their fashion exclusively to a handful of（少數幾家） boutiques in Tainan. I once questioned the sales assistant（店員） whether if it was possible for her boss to open a chain store in Taipei. The sales assistant answered, “I think my boss did that once. It was not a pleasant experience so he doesn’t want to do that anymore.” Therefore, in order to buy trendy fashion from E.E.P., I have to fly to Tainan.
In the past, it was okay when a small business sold fine products solely to satisfy local customers. Nowadays, via（藉由） media and the internet, information spreads rapidly. Everybody knows that out there somewhere, there are better products than what people can get from their neighborhood stores. For example, I posted E.E.P. designs on my blog and they received praises from viewers everywhere. The problem is they cannot go to Tainan just to check them out.
Now I am dissatisfied（欲求不滿） because I can’t get everything I want even if I have enough pocket money. I don’t blame these entrepreneurs. Since they don’t know how long the media or internet craze（狂熱） will last, why bother venturing（冒險）? However, I envy people who actually own these fine products. I simply lack the persistence to fly to Tainan for a garment or to wait for a year to get a jar of wafer rolls.
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