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All these are old jokes, but truth.
Some Asians go to U.S.A., or the joke that Taiwan make a noise that some Americans come.Go to McDonald, order some Big Mac. Medium fries and a cup diet coke.
After gathering together, the waiter asks : " For here or to go?" Answer: " Ok.. Ok.. Dogie Style. Go to Subway, has never been there before, very fresh & human touch, you could select the flavor you like. Vegebuger… Which kind of vegetables do you want? Broccoli , ¬yes…Broccoli. I want a cheese burger with broccoli.
Go to the restaurant to have a dinner,
Take a look at the manu … Shrimp cocktail,
Oh…it’s not screw driver or martini, but a appetizer.
Though someone has really seen oyster bar and sold a kind of thing which is named oyster cocktail…(This kind of beverage is drunk that a delicious raw oyster is put in the bottle of the glass.
Feel Hungry?
Would you like a Big Mac?¬ Wow… I feel like a big, juicy steak.
That’s funny, you don’t look like one…
Go to party and want the draught beer (draft beer ) in the evening , can say that a mug of beer or a glass of beer does not talk about a cup of beer. ¬Someone’s got mugged.
But say that someone has been robbed.
¬In Europe, root beer is not real beer…, I guess that everyone knows it!
A cup wine or spirits, wants it with the ice-cubes…Could I borrow your nipple? ¬In fact, the small clip is nipper or twezeers. It is not nipple.

And then let’s drink two cups and go to topless bar and take the midnight snack (midnight snack " snake ") , ….it should be tapas bar. Is there anything different?
Would you like to go swimming? What’s you favor? frog kick, butterfly stroke, freestyle or breast stroke?
Someone said that who got nice buns in the oven and often bites by the mosquito like breast stroke. Why? I really don’t know.
Have had enough? No, ¬I’ve had enough.¬