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A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five years old son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying “ All of you bastards who want to get off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop!”
“And all of you bastards, who are getting on, get your ass in the train, because we’re going down the tracks”.
The horrified mother went in and told her son, “We don’t’ use that kind of language in this house young man. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to be polite and use nice language.”
Two hours later, the little boy came out of his bedroom and resumed playing with his train.

Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, “All passengers who are disembarking the train please remember to take your belongings with you. We thank you for traveling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one.” She hears the little boy continue. For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat, Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.”

As the mother began to smile, the child added, “Fro those of you who are pissed off about the Two Hour delay, please see the fat bitch in the kitchen.”