【ROMANCE MATHEMATICS】
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = Affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = Pregnancy
【SHOPPING MATH】
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.
【GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS】
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
【HAPPINESS】
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot
and love him little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
and not try to understand her at all.
【APPEARANCE】
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
【DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE】
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is beginning of a new argument.
【OFFICE ARITHMETIC】
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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