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收到朋友forward的mail，纯粹想和大家分享。。。

1. If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?
2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does! baby oil come from?
4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from
Holland called Holes?
5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?
7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make
terrible?
8. Why is it called building when it is already built?
9. If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
10. If you’re not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have
parking lots?
11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?
12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Human
13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading
this!!!

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