橘子囉哩囉唆 人哪, 到了某個年紀, 不服老都不行啊~ 而老了的徵兆是甚麼? 看東看西看南看北看甚麼都不順眼~ 管上管下管左管右管甚麼都惹人嫌!

168愛的鼓勵 0訂閱站台

後天就開始放(得來不易的)年假~
其實有好多事情該做...
但是因為主任不在, 所以我懶得去想有什麼事情要處理! (嘿嘿!)
再所以, 現在的我, 覺得好無聊~

再再所以, 以下幾則英文笑話, 還蠻好笑的:

(1)
Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.

(2)
Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife : 'Yes or no.'

(3)
Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
Husband: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!'
Husband: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'

(4)
A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'

(5)
A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'