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B/V DAY!

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[my phone's usb is totally broken tat i would show u guys the pic at school or wait till that fucking phone is back again!!]

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy guys!!!!
today was just sooooooooooo fun!!
and i just feel like ENGLISH!
o im mad guyz
X IGNORE!!!

fine i’ll do it in chinese= =

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今天和DIANA THUMBLINA & MIMI出去!!
在五角场那里= =|||(我超白痴,一开始以为5角场和徐家汇很近,后来我爸说他们隔着半个上海..= =)
就是去溜冰嘛。

一开始就放学啊,我因为xxxx所以就先冲到楼下..后来xx走了之后我就看到他们三个走下来了!!!
好啦不要激动.....- -
我们在学校门口看到那些门口的校车就塞在那里完全不动...害得我的某些计划落空....fine,stop。
后来就一直叫车叫车都叫不到!!其他的学生什么都走光了只剩下我们4个在那里疯狂xD
要知道最近的我很讨厌出汗..后来我的身体就超出人类极限了!!!开始激动+破口大骂+极端等等etc.....后来thumblina整个就是shock到。奇怪,平时我不是这样的吗???i thought i was!!!!
再后来we serrendered。一个小时之后diana用他的手机去订车and i was totally shit that had no idea wat the guy is talking about in the phone and i didn’t even listen to the car’s number and thats why we’re almost dieing as we entered the car.哦好啦!中文!! diana因为我完全听不懂那司机在讲什么就自己和他讲,后来我们就听到diana很生气的说“什么??你在吃混沌?我们在这里都要死了你还在吃混沌???”我完全不相信怎么可能肯定是他听错了until我被温度从昏了头脑我竟然相信了他(and the other two)还一路跑去吉祥混沌= =||| 我们上车之后那个司机告诉我们他的原话是“我在吃红灯”
.............= =|||

为了让司机开快点(我们浪费了1小时),我用了sonia原来的那招..
“司机!他的狗被车撞了快点开!!!!”
and then it was sooooooooo lol that we start our conversation on vagina and stuff like that which lasted for the whole day (refer to the title) and diana was acting really TRUE about her dieing dog but we three at the back were laughing and joking around and diana said“司机叔叔你看!!我的狗都要死了他们还那么开心”it was in a really EWWWW voice.
and i was like”对啊我很开心因为那只狗一直吃我的卫生棉lol!!!”
车上就很好玩啊当时那个时候都没有录东西所以不是很记得了EXCEPT the price is increasing like mad uh!!!
之前提到过,我以为是徐家汇那里的,but actually....yeah right!!so when we arrive it was like 90 something and the KINDLY driver thought we’re really having a dog dieing so he charged us for only 70. GOD WILL BLESS YOU DUDE!!!

我们到了什么百联什么一城的东西..
diana带我们去看他那个很帅的舅舅
i was looking forward to it dude!! ant when i saw that man i was like...Hey where are we going next huh?
diana, i was totally shocked at u..and tat handome man huh!!
之后我们到了滑雪场and oh my god that where everything begins.
diana and mimi是第一次溜冰然后一开始都很vegetable bird(谢发明的~)不过后来diana之后溜的不错了不过mimi就还是不行..它的中心一直在后面所以都会滑到..哎~
反正一开始就没什么好说的直到我开始无聊就用手机拍他们..从photo演变成录像!
有一次diana想整我后来我让开了and then she totally crashed on thumblina and both of them tripped and fell and i was laghing like crazy..不过很可惜那里没有录到shit!
diana的性格是我们四个变成了走到哪里就是哪里的公众人物..although i’m the寿星,but she’s the spotlight huh!

之后溜冰场要清场,于是半个小时我们本来要无所事事浪费掉了,但是它却marked the beginning of the casy part ha!diana去问那个借鞋子的柜台那里我们还有多少时间,which she had crushed on the ugly guy which is totally !@#$%^& but diana was like”god he’s soooooo hot!”and asked if that guy canbe her bf and then 她还要和那个男的合照为了纪念我把那一段录了下来and之后就超级好笑的啊!!
后来我们无意中讲到了xxx,我才发现他是个贱人!!!god im so a stupid dumb ass that i just know it today!!!he was totally gay with a useless dick huh!!!没种的花心性无能! eat shit!
后来我们才发现录像的重要性!!! 我们跑去一个储物柜的地方坐下来。(途中还看到一个女人在“拉筋”xDDD)后来就开始发疯!!!那是最值得纪念的一段了ha!!and 我们就说到了那个女贱人!!and diana’s reflex part was definately exclusively super incredibly AWESOME!!!不当演员真是可惜了!!!!后来谢说我们很像吸了毒在哪里发疯xDDD 所有的人都看着我们 ms有一个小孩就看着我们疯笑哈哈哈!!!公众人物!!
and thumblina said”他是很贱但是我不讨厌他”让我感觉蛮矛盾的..- -
反正就超级好玩xD
继续溜冰,于是我对贱人一号开始了超级的不满与鄙视,然后就在我的手机里面录下了骂人的片段~欢迎来听xDDDD
溜冰完之后换了鞋子感觉脚好酸..鞋子好轻..= =||
本来要在同一楼的kfc里面吃的,后来就是进去闹了一下就走了..= =|(我还在不满意什么?!)
跑去一家卖乐器的店,diana was still acting like crazy until 那个女的销售员在我们走的时候问mimi”他是不是脑子有病?” 我们本来都已经再下去的手扶梯上了,听到这句我们都决定和diana一起回去骂那个女人,于是看到4个短腿的白痴再下去的楼梯往上跑= =|||后来还是换回了往上的楼梯啦..
回去那家钢琴店那个女人在打电话,看到我们几个是要打人的架势他就一口否认了他说的那句话xDDD于是我们就走了xD!!!
这里我也有录.
再后来到了可颂坊,我只是想看看有没有bronni(拼错@@”)后来可爱的diana帮我买了两个小蛋糕^^
然后又有小插曲!!
好像那里在搞活动,会送一个熊娃娃(?)里面装的是干草,when diana sees it she just took it and BITE it!! and we three was like...freezed...= =|||
anyways, thanks for your cakes huh..
这是那个进入过diana的血盆大口的孩子....默哀呀..~
最后终于来到了肯德基..我都快饿死了..= =为了他们我中午和晚饭都还没有吃..最终买了一个全家桶我们四个人就享受我们的晚餐了xD
我们邻桌坐着一对情侣那个男的吃得很香那个女的什么都没吃就看着他吃。我们看到了都觉得那个男的很烂于是就开始用全家桶的盖子拍桌子..- -””哈哈~打报不平啊~~
后来我们实在是太吵了那个kfc的领班提醒了我们上次叫我们不要吵xDDD其实都只有diana一个人而已啊!!we are innocent!
不过接下来的时间还蛮有意义的啦~在庆祝我的生日~就是干杯啊合照啊之类的~
EXCEPT for the part when diana was spitting that chicken around= =|||
后来我们终于要走了,kfc的灾难也过去了(哈哈·) 那个通风口被我们很荣幸的命名为会吹气的vagina and diana was acting like a dixx bumping into it .xDDDD
最后就快要散会了...我们就在大庭广众的手扶梯口叠起手,大声的吼”VAGINA!!!!!!!!”然后正好一个女生老外下来,她差点喷饭xDDDDDD
我们今天的形象已经烙印在每个路人甲路人乙的心中了!!!!!
再后来我和diana顺路回家,谢和mimi顺路回家,就散了。
我和diana走了很多冤枉了只是为了一个恐怖的8号线= =|||而且坐了好久..回家的时候都九点三刻了耶~

今天是有史以来最最最最high的一次!!!!!!!!!!!!!!而且我一共就用了100块把,超值得!!!diana 超吊的哈!!我真的已经好久没这么疯过了..痛快的出汗~~

OUR V GROUP ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HUH!

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孩子我and我腫得像金魚一樣的眼睛來佔沙發了..
唉你好好噢 我們tua昨天都是各回各傢各找各媽..
and bv stands for...
biggest vXXXXX??
2008-05-24 10:34:45
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金鱼??? 啊对了! u cried for that *cough cough*..是因为那个哦?! 有那么严重唷!!可怜哒孩子T T

昨天真是超爽..只不过我们真的快融化了..= =在学校门口叫车真的比考100分还要努力xDDD

b是b-day
and u know the other meaning of b right?! ha! thats sort the same to `v` 但是写bv才更有爆点啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!
2008-05-24 13:17:05
章魚燒少
哦 干 我昨天整個high到睡不著
半夜躺在床上傻笑
V GROUP!哈哈哈真是太經典了 回想起每一幕我都想笑XDDDDD
2008-05-24 11:04:36
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对对对!!我昨天熬到12点30左右才睡的xD

后来今天我发现diana手机里拍的照片都是很重要的但是都糊掉了= =...

oh yeah our v group lol!!
2008-05-24 13:18:54
ⓒ♬
你很帥氣XD
不過要換行拉!!!!

Vagina Groups roxs lol...

Science把你們教壞了XDDD

真的是熱昏了- -...

昨天我懷疑我眼睛有問題 校門口一個認識的都沒看到...
熱昏了XD
2008-05-24 11:45:12
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哈~昨天太激动了就没换行@@&quot我错了xDD

你知道吗..diana几乎每次science都fail这次教vagina她考99!!这可不是开玩笑的!!(瞪)

昨天真是超级热..更何况还要到处奔波叫车..= =&quot&quot
现在的出租车司机真是越来越大牌了!!!!xDDDDD
2008-05-24 13:21:29
Diana~
lol it was soooo fun~ haha she`s totally right i got a 99 for science! lol p.s.jenny u r sooo dead on monday! how dare u insult tat guy?he`s way hotter then *coughXXXcough* lol any way how come u got home so late i got home at 9:15 lol.
昨天罵那兩個賤人超爽by the way what does B stand for?? lol
2008-05-24 12:33:45
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昨天几乎是我从有记忆到现在最hih的一次好不好!!(有夸张吗?!)
那个男的真的就没有【那么】帅嘛!!! And he`s ignoring u for like 3times or so lol! and who in the world is worse than that xxx?? fortunately not a bird!
b stands for birthday or vxxxxx..i rock!!lol
2008-05-24 13:24:54
Crystal
啊哈星期五是你的生日咩?!
生日快樂咯~(雖然晚了T^T)
2008-05-24 12:36:34
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不是的!星期一才是我的生日不过我们提前过~所以不晚^^谢谢xD
2008-05-24 13:25:31
goat
= =..
87+78=old white
(TMD wo yao hui jia= =zhe li dou bu xing da zhong wen.....)
2008-05-24 12:44:22
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yeah right and 10 is you!!
u know that joke? when 1 pokes into zero lol!!!

where in the world are u right now?
2008-05-24 13:26:19
Diana~
wat is wrong with u!! tat guy is soo frinkin hot! lol any way i just randomly post some of the photos on my space go c it:
http://yf88168.spaces.live.com/photos/
p.s. tel me if it works.
2008-05-24 13:41:56
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oooooooooooooooops u have to go to the clinic!!!!!!

and yeah it perfectly works.

and heyyyyyyyyy! did u remember we saw that les couples and gayyyy couples??
i just remembered and it was...hummmmm...cool
2008-05-24 13:46:56
Diana~
lol~ don`t u c it everyday? lol not being effensive to anyone lol! and plus i just added some new photos go c!!!
p.s.白白姐姐 生日快乐哦~ 一定要幸福哦~!
if any guys break ur heart i`ll break there penis. cough cough example:XXXXXX
2008-05-24 14:02:22
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哈哈哈哈!! that was smart u know?!!?! lol!!!

嗯哼谢谢~~幸福的话就看天意吧嘿~

that gay DIDN`T break my heart= =”是我提出的耶真是的~~

and heyy!!! he dont have one remember?? u just bit it off!! LOL!!!
2008-05-24 14:14:17
Diana~
a hint to ppl who r going after jenny:
i think the type of guys jenny likes is hot looking,nice,smart,popular and .... basically Jenny with a penis so if u r all tat then go for it! surprise her on her b day on sunday~ good luck!
2008-05-24 14:05:47
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哈好想征婚启示之类的广告xDDD

我喜欢的基本上是10000000个人里面会出现3个左右吧~~ and ha my b day is on monday dude!~
2008-05-24 14:15:53
Crystal
哈= =?
我本來想說你生日過了就不用送禮物了...xD
oh no我不送你你不會介意吧xDD
2008-05-24 19:25:11
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哈沒差的x))))
2008-05-24 20:15:28
Diana~
wa!!! 不送礼物 还说出来哦?? lol jk
白白姐姐 我也不送咯 or do u want a big wet kiss??
2008-05-24 21:08:15
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靠你還不是一樣說出?!!
不過你都送我蛋糕了xD放過你~

i want a big wet sex lol!!
2008-05-24 21:40:27
goat
i`m in mou gay`s home wiz many t&p XD
i want go back my home!!!!!!!!!TAT
2008-05-24 21:13:10
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i want go back TO my home ALL RIGHT??

THEN JUST GO AHEAD BACK TO YOUR HOME!! WHAT`S UR POINT?!
2008-05-24 21:42:02
lillersss
容許我這個考試fail的學姐來糾正一下....

i want TO go back TO my home
2008-05-25 00:07:36
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS YEAH!!!!!
oh my god vagina caught me!!! oh noooooo!!
but why not just I WANT TO GET HOME?!?!it`s much betta lol!!!

i thought the subject u failed was not english..= =? or maybe i just made it all upxDDDDDD
2008-05-25 11:54:32
Diana~
lol this is random but talking about sex, a few days ago i got fucked in the right eye lol did i tell u tat already?
2008-05-25 08:52:36
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OH MY GOD then u`re half blind now?? CONGRADULATIONS heyyy!!

and yeah u said u have experience on...hummm...that random thing? and so how does sperm get to your vxxxxx from ur right eye huh??
2008-05-25 11:56:38
goat
my POINT is.................
wo zai ruo shou jia li!!!!!!!!!XDDDDDDDD~
wahaha
2008-05-25 11:57:15
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OH REALLY?!

doeznt matter cuz` vagina was WAY dianatic-er than that gay *beep*!!
2008-05-25 12:35:55
囧咪
明明大家都超酷的~
白你不公平哦!都不提到我XDDD
{用鳳梨扔你}
2008-05-25 13:04:55
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因为diana的爆点最多!!你太默默了孩子!!

表浪费水果啊~
2008-05-25 13:41:05
Diana~
ya, as a leader of the V group lol ur kicked out. jk do u think we r babyish? and i`m serious i fell on the stairs and this blob of P+B went in my right eye ugh!
2008-05-25 21:32:29
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OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~
why its not babyish HEYYY!! do u ever saw a 3 year old kid running around shouting VAGINA?! 这个字超成熟的好不好lol!!!

ewwww ur eye...
2008-05-26 20:12:32
柔柔♥
一群色小孩~
看我多纯洁!!XDD
2008-05-28 20:56:46
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我知道你很春啦~洁在哪里?!
2008-05-28 21:01:33
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