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STUPID QUESTIONS WITH SMART ANSWERS III

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Waiter: "Would you like your coffee black?"

Customer: "What other colors do you have?"

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Tom: "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"

David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

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Patient: "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"

Doctor: "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".








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