最近在YouTube上迅速竄紅的爆笑影片,浪漫的情歌式曲調配上超‧級‧白濫的歌詞....,一個月點閱次數就破了128萬人次(此部作品是翻譯版,故次數無原版多)!!
MV中的男女主角都超正經,而且女主角是個正妹,但是歌詞真的很...囧,若歌詞能修一下的話或許有機會成為世界名曲也說不定!
這支MV是由DJ Lubel製作的,在他的非死不可裡有發表其他的作品,都是輕快好聽的曲配上搞笑的詞,這首9月11日發表的「督錯洞」,更是一口氣引爆了大量的傳閱和流行,若你還沒聽過趕緊點進來收聽吧!!!
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原文:
DJ Lubel - Wrong Hole
I took her on a date things seemed so bright
I knew I would not need my youporn tonight
We go to her place and we fooled around
We throw all our clothes to the ground
We begin as she turns out the lights
I start but feel something so very extra tight
I hear her cry and I see her frown
I look at the condom it is all brown
Last night I stuck it in the wrong hole
I'm so sorry from the bottom of my soul
Cause I stuck it in the wrong hole
Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better
In my defense those holes are so close together
Oh baby baby don't feel defiled
It's a common accident during doggy style
It was so dark I couldn't see so good
I had no idea where I put my wood
I want to make things better want to make it alright
If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night
( I'd rather if she didn't)
Last night I stuck it in the wrong hole
I'm so sorry from the bottom of my soul
I never ever want to make you feel hurting
I guess that's why God made that hole not for inserting
Tell me how you feel baby please don't pause
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ
Maybe take some advit your pain it will fix
From the way you are walking you can compete in the special olympics
If this was Alabama we would be on trial
That's how my mom took my temperature when I was a child
I've got a confession and I think you wont mind
I kinda liked when you put it in my behind
I don't know baby I'm no Sodomite
Can't we just try it again tonight?
Alright!
Every night I stick it in the wrong hole
It's so much fun and we don't need no birth control
When we stick it in the wrong hole.
I stuck in your ass.
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中文:
DJ 盧柏 - 督錯洞
昨晚和他約會我感覺十分良好
看來我今晚不用靠情色頻道打手槍
當我們回到她家就開始互相調情
我們把衣服脫下...丟到地上
她一關燈我們就準備衝刺
我開始督時卻覺得異常的緊
聽到她輕聲叫喊,看著她眉頭一皺
低頭看著拔出來的套套...全部都是屎‧黃‧色
昨晚~我督錯洞了
我發自內心深處跟你道歉
因為我督錯了洞
嘗試抹些痔瘡藥也許會讓你舒服點
我只能說那兩個洞實在太靠近
寶貝寶貝不要覺得被弄髒了
這種意外在小狗式很常見
燈光黯淡令我視線模糊
我不知道為什麼我會把阿里山神木放到那
我希望能夠彌補挽回這一切
願意的話你可以戴個假老二督我一整晚
(我寧可她別這麼做)
昨晚~我督錯洞了
我發自內心深處跟你道歉
我從沒打算讓你難過受傷
我猜那就是上帝不讓我們督屁眼的原因
寶貝請別猶豫告訴我你的想法
現在我明白在HBO節目裡肛肛好得感受
也許吃點止痛藥你就能好點
看你走路的樣子都能參加特殊奧運了
要是在阿拉巴馬州我們早被送審受刑了
老媽在我小時候就是這樣幫我量體溫
你應該不介意我向你坦白
我還蠻喜歡你督我菊花
寶貝 我真不知道 我不是雞姦愛好者
我們可以今晚再試一次嗎?
好!
每天晚上~我督錯了洞
玩起來更有趣 還不需要避孕
當我們督錯了洞
我督了你的屁屁