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17歲高中生短歌道盡大猩猩孤獨, 獲市長頒獎

(註: 短歌規定字數是5-7-5-7-7)

紀念山武市出身的短歌兼小說家伊藤左千夫, 以推廣短歌而舉行的第57屆左千夫短歌大會, 於18日在山武市(亦為主辦市)成東文化會館舉行.此活動以小學及國.高中生及一般分類作為分組方式, 這次募集到2987件作品,為歷來最多的一次.

縣立成東高校2年級的學生菱木俊輔(17歲)以一首描繪出大猩猩孤獨的短歌,獲得市長的頒獎表揚.
                                                                               
                                                                               
「我是大猩猩 嗚吼吼咿嗚！吼 嗚吼吼吼吼 嗚！吼吼嗚！吼 嗚吼吼吼吼－咿」
                                                                               
作者表示去年春天, 在千葉市的動物園看著大猩猩,有感“猩猩看起來不也跟人一樣的孤獨嗎?”這樣的念頭成為了創作的靈感.

                                                                               
因為家對大猩猩的印象用文字表示的話大概就是叫聲的”嗚”跟”吼”,所以就用這兩個字組合看看.  據說總共花了30分鐘完成.

評審田井安曇(78歲)的評語:                                                                               
”這是一首真正靠雙手創作, 歌誦真心且獨一無二的短歌啊”
    
作者這是在國語課寫的, 然後直接去投稿, 聽到自己得獎了, 他心想
 "不會吧!?"
 "老師也覺得應該是哪裡搞錯了, 朋友也說這是奇蹟"
                                                                                
作者身為排球社社員, 拿手的科目是數學跟國語.
                                                                               
他表示"如果有機會的話可能會再寫短歌"
                                                                                

                                      
日本鄉民意見:
"這是惡搞的吧"

"這種短歌我還真的想不出來"
                                                                               
"我比較佩服他用這種作品去投稿的勇氣"
                                                                               
"認真寫作才投稿的學生看到應該會哭吧"
                                                                               
"評審會不會自己想像力太豐富了啊...怎麼看都是惡搞"
                                                                               
"我怎麼看不出哪裡有孤獨?"
                                                                               
"叫市長出來!!!"
                                                                               
"強啊, 這種東西一般人還真的寫不出來"
                                                                               
"好深奧啊"
                                                                               
""表現出大猩猩的孤獨  本人完全感受不到..."
                                                                               
"賣鬧啊~其他參賽者會暴動吧"

"老師會生氣吧"
                                                                               
"寫了30分鐘? 寫這需要30分鐘?其他是寫到哪裡去了?"
                                                                               
"我是評審的話,大概拿到後看0.5秒就會撕掉了..."
                                                                               
"誰來阻止一下市長..."
                                                                               
"這樣解釋的話, 這首短歌可以用到所有生物上吧"
                                                                               
"該不會市長的外號叫大猩猩?"
                                                                               
"從手機小說文化之後, 日本的文藝要就此崩壞了嗎"
                                                                               
"本人應該後悔了吧"

http://blog.livedoor.jp/dqnplus/archives/1210049.html日本鄉民意見
http://mytown.asahi.com/chiba/news.php?k_id=12000000901190003 原新聞網頁