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呢o度就係labour room la~

話說家陣有成五成產婦都係"chinese tourist", 因此o係產房就好多時候要講普通話la. 之不過呢, 原來有好多midwife都唔識講普通話ga~~*.*" 有一晚臨收工時, 聽到有個miss o係o度同個媽媽講o野, 於是我o地就走過去睇下有無o野幫手. 入到去就見到個miss講d唔知咩o既"普通話", 淨係o係o度一味"腿ar!腿ar!"咁(佢想叫個媽媽擘開隻腳), 聽到個媽媽一頭霧水, 佢係咁用普通話問:

"什麼?" "什麼?"

結果我o地同miss都忍唔住笑, 笑miss d 普通話"十分之了得"~! :p

and then miss問我o地有無人識講普通話, 其實我同angel d 普通話都"還可以的", 但因為有阿yu呢個expert o係o度, 呢個重任就當然交俾阿yu la~ 阿yu一連串咁用普通話教個媽媽要點做, 教完之後我o地都忍唔住拍手, 為阿yu d 普通話鼓掌~~~^.^ 犀~~~~利~~~~~!
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有一次, miss叫我o地搵兩個同學去tea時, 咁o岩我幫緊HO著sterile gown, prepare補epi, 所以就我stay o係o度, angel同ava去tea. 一路幫HO著gown時, HO竟然問:"你o地tea係做咩ga?"
...... tea會做咩? 你tea會做咩, 我o地咪做咩law...
"um...飲下水, 食下o野, 吹下水...咁law~"
之後因為我無o野做, 咁就跟埋個HO入房睇epi suture. 其實都已經睇o左好多次ga la, 日日都睇...(我想話呢, midwife suture 得靚過d HO ga) 一路睇佢就一路同我o係o度"吹水", 講下呢樣, 問下o個樣. 我問佢諗住實習完呢年會選邊個stream, 佢係咁樣答我o既:

"睇下邊度有位就去邊o度la... 但一定唔會係O&G!(婦產科)"

哈... 我諗佢o係O&G真係過得好慘, 其實呢個HO係出名成日俾d midwife "得"ga la, 因為個個midwife都好seniar, 所以HO成日都會俾人"gu"...
佢又問到我HB & MB有咩prof 教(因為都係from hku). o個陣我先發現原來我一直都唔知MB o既"爺爺"貴姓ga law~~! *0*" and then我又唔記得o左dr. lai係叫"dr. lai" law~ 我諗o左成分鐘先記得...~.~"

補到咁上下, 個媽媽問HO(in 普通話)"縫了多少針", 個HO係咁問媽媽"咩事", 當我想話俾HO知個媽媽問"縫了多少針"時, 佢就對住個媽媽講o左句:"都唔知你講乜!"
哈...原來...HO係唔識普通話的...
因此我o係labour room又多o左個duty, 就係-------translate~ 全程o係o度translate~
到個女HO入o黎抽血時, 個HO o係o度叫個媽媽(用廣東話):"手ar~ 手ar~ 揸實ar~" 唉... 都話個媽媽speak in putonghua ga law, 你仲同佢講cantonese做咩o者...~__~?? 個媽媽又係淨係識講"什麼?什麼?". 於是我就出口同個媽媽講(in putonghua):"抓緊你的手". 然後我終於都忍唔住同HO講o左句:

"阿醫生ar, 你都...係時候要學下d普通話la..."

哈~ 聽到個女HO都笑埋出O黎, 連個男HO聽完都覺得搞笑, 話:"hey~ 事但la~ 我都唔知自己講乜gei~" ^______^"