Somebody, nobody, anybody, everybody...＠@~Emmanuel~@

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Somebody, nobody, anybody, everybody...

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頭先睇"穌哥show"DVD, 有d搞笑位想同大家分享下. ^0^

話說林牧師o係o度講開d小朋友最鍾意做d 咩, 其中一樣就係"猜謎語"! 尤其係同爸爸媽媽猜. 佢俾o左幾個例子, 都幾難, 但知道o左個答案之後就真係得啖笑~~~ ^.^

1) 毛毛蟲點樣可以唔靠任何交通工具, 而過到對面海?
(你唔好問我點解毛毛蟲要過對面海, 我問識答~)

2) d"細蚊仔"點樣可以唔靠任何交通工具, 而過到對面海?
(呢題書面問會好容易估到, 但若然是口頭問就真係諗到傻!)

3) 有五個人並排而行, 突然有個招牌跌o左落o黎, 點解五個人之中只有三個人俾個招牌壓死?
(呢題應該有d人聽過好多次.)

有興趣o既歡迎你o係留言板o度留低答案, 我遲下先開估~~
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另外佢又講起人人都好注重body, 之後一路講, 我聽到有個位, 覺得都幾得意:
"當你花樣年樣, 身材標青時, 男人同你拍拖會覺得你係"some"body; 當你身材開始走樣時, 男人會覺得你係"no"body; 實情男人鍾意o既, 係"any"body; 若然o個位男士係"雙性戀者", 咁佢就會係鍾意"every"body~"

記得有次同波波傾偈, 傾開以前拍拖d o野. 我問佢:
"都唔知點解以前開始同男友拍拖時, 佢好鍾意同佢d 同學仔'o酉命'; 甚至以前同我o地同校(我同佢o係小學同學), 升o左中學都同我男朋友同校o既同學, 俾我d相俾d中學同學睇時, 佢竟然會好驕傲?"
跟住波波話:
"咁緊係la!俾你個老公係律師, 你都會好proud of him la!"
我答:
"咁又唔同!! 正常o黎講, 個女朋友叻過自己, d男仔乜唔係會介意ga 咩!?! By the way, 我又唔係d咩靚女, 又有咩咁值得自豪wor!?!"

Anyway, 都已經過o左去; 分o左手好耐lu~~~ 無得問番佢tim~

男仔...似是同女仔差唔多, 但又似是好難理解~

Well, NO IDEA~~ >________<;

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@~Emmanuel~@ @~Emmanuel~@ Everyday, everywhere, every minute, every second...... Where Love Flows, Happiness Follows It only takes a few seconds to open profound wounds in those they love, and it takes many years to heal them...... 119愛的鼓勵 0訂閱站台

Somebody, nobody, anybody, everybody...

@~Emmanuel~@ @~Emmanuel~@ Everyday, everywhere, every minute, every second...... Where Love Flows, Happiness Follows It only takes a few seconds to open profound wounds in those they love, and it takes many years to heal them......
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