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嘩!嚇死人la~~
頭先我放工番到屋企再試整石頭餅, 今次我已經特登教細o左個火力, 點知d石頭餅仲燶得快過上次bor~~~
ok fine~然後我見有剩材料, 咪將佢o地"撻成一塊", 然後攞去焗, 跟住就出事la!!!
個餅o野本來都焗得好地地, 點知突然有陣"糯"味, 我即刻就知餅o野燶o左, 咁梗係immediately off o左部爐去la.
一打開個爐, 情況變得一發不可收拾.d味充斥住成間屋~(我想話呢, 依家都仲有少少lor...), 然後我阿爸立即將件corpse 扔出走廊個垃圾桶o度.

度門一打開, d smell 就diffuse 出去la~跟住d neighbours smell 到la~跟住secure 叔叔就上o黎禁鐘la~然後就問"係咪你o地煲燶o野ar?", 咁我梗係好honest咁答佢"係呀!係呀!", 之後佢就叫我快d"撲熄佢"la~ 我就話"撲熄o左la~", and then 佢就走o左lu~~
其實焗燶o野都係好少事, 最怕嚇親d neighbours, 跟住成班走o酉出o黎以為火燭, 到時我都唔知應該從何說起了~~
我係咁禱告同主講:"主啊!千祈唔好有人走出o黎o係o度嘈~~無o野ga la!真係無o野ga la!你叫佢o地唔駛出o黎ga la~~~~"
結果d 師奶真係無走出o黎! 啊! THX GOD!!!

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今日返工經歷到兩次同一時間幫兩個小朋友默eng dict. & chi dict.
首先"校長"默eng, 子森默chi.
佢o地一路默就一路o係o度玩o野:我讀"air pollution", 默緊chi o既子森就話"下~~跟住o個個係'air pollution' 呀???"; 我讀"縫合手術"時, 默緊eng o既"校長"就話:"o我!下個係'縫 . 合 . 手 . 術...'",o係o度作狀寫; 又或者兩隻野特登同一時間講"得la~下個係咩ar,miss?"哈!想玩o野!?!無咁易~~

之不過之後霆鋒霆威又係一個默eng一個默chi. 今次呢兩個就唔玩之前"校長"&子森玩o個樣, 佢o地今次就玩"鬥快"~
"得la miss!"
"得la miss!"
"得la.......
我一邊對maths 就一邊o係o度同佢o地默, 默到我"人格分裂"~~~~ >___<;

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講起子森默書就搞笑la!佢o個d都唔知咩課文o黎ga!
話說今日默o個課叫"給菲菲的信", 內容講菲菲受傷住完, 表姐嘉莉寫信俾菲菲, 借唔知邊個親戚受傷o既經歷去鼓勵,安慰佢.之不過o個個經歷勁得人驚~~~說什麼有個阿叔去鋸木, 鋸下鋸下就鋸到自己隻左掌!!!之後又雪藏隻斷掌, 什麼"左掌齊斷", "縫合手術", "驚慌失措"...總之就好得人驚~上星期佢讀完呢課書之後就問我:
"miss lee~咩叫'割脈"呀?"

今次我忍唔住問子森:"教科書點會有d咁得人驚o既文章ga!?!"
"校長"聽到, 就伸個頭過o黎望篇文章, 佢睇完之後就講:
"...'給菲菲的信'...嘩...呢封'恐嚇信'o黎ga?"
嘩!救命ar!默默下竟然講d咁o既o野, 我俾佢引到我笑到收唔到聲~~d 小朋友就笑得仲激烈:
"嘩哈哈!!!'給菲菲的恐嚇信'!!哈哈哈!!......"
搞o左好耐大家先收到聲! ^_______^;