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"嫁妝" 就是丈母娘給女婿的回扣。                                          
                                                                                                                                                 
"代溝"就是我問老爸覺得"菊花台"怎麼樣,他說沒喝過。                       
                                                                          
                                                                       
"自戀"就是下輩子我一定要投胎做女人,然後嫁個像我這樣的男人。

             
"無語"就是法官問:你為什麼印假鈔?罪犯說:真鈔我不會印。                 
                                                                         
"約會"就是一對男女展現自己前所未有的精湛演技的時候。                     
                                                                          
"天堂"就是所有的女人都在,只有你老婆不在的地方。                         
                                                                          
"無奈"就是被狗咬了一口,卻無法反咬一口時的感覺。                         
                                                                          
"醜聞"就是當你帶一個醜八怪女孩出遊,就會聽到周遭的人所說的話。           
                                                                         
"絕望"就是飯館吃飯點了兩道菜,

吃第一個:"世上還有比這更難吃的嗎?

"吃第二   個:"靠!還真的有!"    

                                                   
"白領" 就是今天發了薪水,交了房租、水電瓦斯費,

買了油、米和泡麵,摸摸口 袋剩下的錢,

感歎一聲:這月薪水又白領了!  

                

  試試看吧,還滿有趣的!鍛鍊一下腦袋~祝 一切順利

  This is a REAL Neurological Test. ( 神經學測試)
  Seat comfortably and feel calm. ( 讓自己坐舒服及安靜 )

1- Find the C below. Do not use any cursor help.
    從下方找出 C來 .不要用螢幕的游標幫助 .

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOO! OO! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOO! OO! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2- If y ou already found the C, now find the 6 below.
    如果以經找到C了,現在就開始找6.

9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999699999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

3- Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult..
    現在開始找N. 會有一點點難 ....

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


This is NOT a joke.
這不是一個玩笑.

If you were able to pass this 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit
to your neurologist.
Your brain is great and you're far from having Alzheimer Disease (阿茲海默
症).

如果你已經完全通過這3項測試, 那麼你可以不用擔心這神經上的問題找上你.
你的頭腦很健康, 你不會得到 阿茲海默症 .
Congratulations!  ( 恭喜您 ! )


               
                                                                            
                                                                            
                                                                            
                                                                            
                                                                           


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Justy
。。。

我三個都找到了。。。

頭暈眼花阿
2009-06-16 15:00:45
go2388
還真的有呢
找了但都眼花了
2009-06-16 15:33:36
flower
最後一張照片中的妳別具韻味,很美!
2009-06-16 15:48:40
小新
嗯~我也找到了
2009-06-16 17:42:29
孟章
真的有找到

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2009-06-19 10:59:31
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